Friday, March 5, 2010

More Fantastic Fans

previous post: Friday Photos (part 2)



  1. Not First

  2. Um, I like to get paid and get laid. Just not at the same time.

  3. I prefer playing COD on a laggy connection than giving birth and i’m a woman…

  4. I’ve seen that condom shit in 2006 on Myspace. I RAWK!!

  5. I go for the cheapo condoms because those uptight hookers always make me wear one, even for a blowjob!

    Maxwell House: Good to the last drop
    Wheaties: Breakfast of champions

  6. For the Call of Duty one…it’s funny, because the women giving birth actually got laid, unlike the men playing COD. =)

  7. This whole post is a bucketful of meh. I always hate the “‘fantastic’ fans” postings…

  8. I’m a big fan of getting paid for getting laid.

  9. Re: If condoms had sponsors. I think “I’m lovin’ it” or “Things that make you go mmm” would have worked much better for the McDonalds one. Or did they only use those slogans in Australia?

  10. The condoms one is around 10 years old, that’s why they don’t have the “I’m lovin’ it” slogan…

  11. Me too Anna, me too.

    I’m digging the Maxwell House Soup!

  12. After I tickle their uvula, the harlots don’t even mind that I shoot my wad of microscopic Michael Phelpses down their gullet.

  13. Oh Jeez…

  14. What? I’m just declaring my love of how accommodating women can be.

  15. That was directed to the Michael Phelps reference. I’m not sure I buy into your little swimmers bearing gold metals.

  16. I figure it’s never to early to instill some self esteem. Sure, it’s like the Special Olympics in there, but after injecting some Goldschlager into my testes, everyone’s a winner.

  17. That was funny Soup, take care of those gold metals! Congratulations on your winnings.

  18. That’s the beauty of my system! I can share them like candy. Those little bastards are like Russian soldiers, no matter how many of them I send into the breech, there’s always another battalion waiting in the wings.

  19. The wonders of the human body Soup, the wonders. It’s always nice knowing that you have reserves. More soldiers per say. lol!

  20. eenerbl, it truly is amazing. I get to be both a lover and a fighter.

  21. That kinda goes against the motto “Make Love Not War”, leave the fighting to the German’s. Go have some Goldschlager and take the Phelps’s for a swim.

  22. I’m not a fan of the taste of Goldschlager, that’s why I inject it. Believe me, my swimmers essentially train in a Klein bottle. They’re traveling nonstop.

  23. That’s a scary thought, not sure how to take that. Umm, happy traveling?

  24. Thank you. Anytime they travel, it’s a happy time. Sure, I might be crying, but that has nothing to do with the loneliness.

  25. Your too much Soup. As always a pleasure, but I need a pillow and my bed. I’d ask you to join, but three’s a crowd… at least to night.

  26. Indeed. Have a good weekend.

  27. Morgan’s cracked me up.

  28. what is COD

  29. “First!!!”

    That’s what they say, you know? When they break through all the defenses. Weave around the condom wall. Swim upstream in an unhospitable environment for a week. They couldn’t care less that you sigh a breath of relief every time your wife coils in pain and bleeds. They don’t care if you want them to fail.

    Exhausted, they excitedly yell it out….”First!”

  30. belle83773: COD = Call of Duty, a video game.

  31. Call of Duty. I think. It’s a first person shoot em game where all the little sperms try to be the first to kill the other. The sperms with poor swimming skills, slow reaction time, or laggy connection are the first to die.

  32. The COD one is one of the funniest I’ve seen here!

  33. @BritishHobette: You know, we’re quite similar in some ways.

  34. Opinions and shit like that.

  35. RingingInMyHead

    I don’t think I want a condom that melts anywhere.

  36. Mikey, remove the middle man. Make holes in your pockets in order to gain direct access.
    Actually, I thought holes in trouser pockets for that specific purpose was the rule rather than the exception for you blokes?

  37. dietpillpyramidscheme

    I used to have pants with elasticised holes in the pockets. With the right pair of boxers, readjusting yourself discreetly was a dream!
    …these pants also made it hypothetically possible to have your penis in your pocket; if that took your fancy, for whatever perverse reason.

  38. lol

  39. spammers suck

  40. Morgan should have done that the other way around, that would have been funnier.

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