Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Mother’s Day Wrap-Up (part 2)

previous post: Morning Quickies



  1. No on Ben. No on Ben


  2. Second and fourth were okay. Otherwise, meh.

  3. XxCarpeNoctemxX

    John sounds like a stand-up guy.

  4. I wonder if Kenny got any calls?

  5. Wow…Clearly Steven has some issues!I actually feel a bit sorry for the guy.

  6. If Steven’s mom had fucked herself, little Stevie wouldn’t be here to be angry.

  7. Ee…If you were a woman with two brain cells to rub together(Of whichyou cearly do) would you contact dear old Kenny?

  8. Bless me for my whichyou 😉

  9. oh come on, give Kenny a break. do you think he really thought that ploy would work?

  10. Sounds like John is a true father. (sarcasm)

    I would like to be a mother. So I called Kenny. I don’t know if he’s ovulating but I left a deposit in him just in case.

  11. Kenny’s my dad.


  13. Kenny is Frodo?

  14. Deductive reasoning suggests as much:

    Frodo has no pool.
    Frodo is Ben.
    Kenny has no pool.
    Kenny is Ben.
    Frodo is Kenny.
    Kenny is Frodo.

  15. And apparantly Walter is your Mom/Dad? Hey, we all have our family issue’s

  16. Kenny is my dad.

  17. I am my dad.

  18. you forgot the Ben = herpes, so Frodo does as well. you know what that means for Kenny: herpes.

  19. Oh, he’s got those in spades. His herpes have herpes. And those herpes even got a touch of the herpes.

    It’s a sad situation.

  20. I love how Iman H. totally snubs her daughter’s(?) thank you, with a realistic revelation.

  21. I just called Kenny. I had to leave a message. Apparently someone killed him.

    …those BASTARDS!

  22. Benistired

  23. Well played, Katypants. You win the prize.

  24. I am not tired.

  25. Your joke is.

  26. I realize that it isn’t “your” joke. It is “our” joke. The Lamebook community’s joke. In this, it is our failure. A burden and guilt we must all share. For we are all to blame for what has become:

    Lamebook has morphed into Benbook.

  27. What is Benbook?

  28. For my part, I’ve tried adding a few new characters into the mix. Joe the Tattoo Artist. Kenny the Rapist, et al.

    Also, I think it went from being a joke to being forum etiquette a long time ago.

    So it’s not tired.

  29. Not to mention mrtee, who is in close contention with Alens 001 and 002.

  30. And to challenge the Ben is to become the Ben.

  31. Hey, don’t take it from me, take it from the great Dwight D. Eisenhower himself:

    “The conjunction of an immense Benetary establishment is new in the Lamebook experience. The total influence – economic, political, even spiritual – is felt in every tube, every pipe, every page of the Googleweb. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.

    In the councils of the internetz, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military Ben-dustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

    Dis-Ben-mament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative. As one who has witnessed the horror and the lingering sadness of Ben – as one who knows that another Ben could utterly destroy this civilization which has been so slowly and painfully built over thousands of years – I wish I could say tonight that a lasting peace is in sight.”

  32. Grammar Police

    Steven might need therapy.

  33. CommentsAtLarge



    That is all.

  35. Steven and Iman may need therapy, then they will meet, Steven will realize Iman is his mother and they can all move on. Steven can stop being angry and Iman can stop being a bitch.

  36. The hate in those posts just made me die a bit inside

    fuck at this rate I’m not gonna have any dying left to do -.-”

    probably better off that way

  37. butterflysandsocks

    Bucky Fellini is win.
    I hate it when people structure their post as if it’s a compliment to their mother, and then wham! backhanded compliment.

  38. I approve Kenny’s comment. I’m sure he got some offers.

  39. Yeah, Kenny don’t mind at all. Really.
    I’m sure he wouldn’t mind paying child support also.

  40. I like Steven, His mommy isn’t around for him to suck on her tit so he cries. Get over it man!

  41. Paranoid Android

    Benisglory – just one letter away from a truly awesome user-name.

    To Ben or not to Ben – that is the question.

  42. lol

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