Wednesday, November 2, 2011


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  2. No fap November is even dumber than No shave November.

    Do gay people do No fab November, and dress like straight people for a month? No, they don’t, because gay people aren’t that stupid.

  3. slicingupeyeballs

    My flatmate and me tried this while at uni, just out of curiosity. I’m not sure how he went, but I lasted a painful, erection filled week until normal service resumed. Even our female flatties wondered why we were so grumpy and out of sorts.

    I think that is what is wrong with women. If they flicked the bean more often perhaps they would be nicer people…

  4. Tried once. Made it 17 days and that last week was maybe the worst of my life. I was a walking hardon, balls constantly sore and swollen, dick leaking juice inside my pants, constantly on edge, wanting to hump everything that moved…

    It was a nightmare. I cannot recommend.

  5. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I’ve been doing a lot of jogging recently, and it must be the friction or something but for the last week and a half I’ve had a painful lump on the underside of my penis. It’s going down at the moment, and it doesn’t hurt so much any more, so I’m not worried.

    It’s just like a spot like you’d get on your face. But on my wang. Right on the shaft. Exactly where my hand would go. I hope it clears up soon. I’m pretty sure it’s just a pimple though.

  6. My mom made me quit wanking for a time. She feared it would lessen my virility and I would no longer be able to please her.

  7. All this no fap talk is turning me on!

  8. OK I’ll give it a try . . . . .Whoops, too late.

  9. I did it once when I spent a month on a farm. About a week or so in I woke up in the night and had blown the whole thing without even touching it.

  10. Why in the world would any of you guys willingly give it up for any length of time? Oh and slicingupeyeballs, I’m a very nice person. I would have put your name in bold but ask wordy what usually happens when I try that!

  11. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    The longest I’ve gone is 17 days on a yacht cruise (delivering a yacht to its owner in the Canary Islands). Mostly I was too tired to.

    Also very few yachts have decent showers on board, and the water tanks doesn’t really hold enough fresh water to have showers every day. You can flip the seacock (pfft) so that the shower is sea water, but that dries your skin out something fierce. We pretty much just resign ourselves to not showering. When you all smell you stop noticing it. However, you really don’t feel in the mood to be touching any part of your own skin 😐

  12. I’m down with not shaving, but no fap? Not ok. My rule is Fap or sex at least once every 2-3 days. More than that is progressively more and more miserable. I’m with slicingupeyeballs, women should try it more. Especially those miserable old crones. I mean, Jesus, do it for the kids.

  13. Ha ha, curly, I remember how many threads that you turned bold. Good times.

    If regular masturbation makes for a nicer person, then how come there are so many frequently fapping fellas around who are wankers?

  14. Chalky… U should have just jumped into the water… Sea water is good for ur skin. And follow it up with a semen moisturiser.

  15. So I shall stick to normal type. People probably hated me 😉

    Hahaha wankers indeed!

  16. I will never understand why parents always ask their kids what internet lingo means. Just google it. Do they really think they’re going to get an honest answer from their kid??

  17. Haha and why would we want to do this? I’m a girl and I say no.

    My boyfriend told me he was gonna go 6 weeks being celibate…I said you won’t make it. Reason, me. XD Wouldn’t let him. Though I guess you can not fap if you have a gf to do it for you? 😉

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