Monday, April 4, 2011

Out Cold

previous post: Double Trouble!



  1. I don’t get it? I’ve put my laptop in the freezer before to cool it down :S

  2. It was a serious post Katie, Jessica is playing dumb. You are absolutely right by the way, a laptop that overheats should be put in the freezer.

    Even better is to rinse the laptop with some cold water before you put it in the freezer. Don’t worry about the water, it will go away in the freezer. This process is called freeze drying.

  3. Maybe her laptop is hungry? Sometimes I put ham sandwiches through the usb port to give it a boost.

  4. Jessica don’t listen to them, their taking the piss…

    Take your broken down laptop (or any other type of malfunctioning computer equipment for that matter) to the nearest PC World or equivalently well known computer shop, take out your wobbly breast bags and promise to suck the cock of the spotty geekoid sat behind the counter. This should have your computer repaired in next to no time!…..

    You’re Welcome!

  5. Ouch.
    People who don’t know the first fucking thing about computers don’t need to own them. Mechanics probably think the same thing about cars.

  6. cumdumpster2011

    I did that once, my laptop broke down, I called a guy on Craigslist to come fix it , he showed up, I answered the door in my panties and a see though bra with my bathrobe just barely covering up the goods, laptop got fixed, I gave the guy the blowjob of his life and didn’t have pay a dime, and my laptop works just fine to this day.

  7. @anders, as a mechanic myself i can say that you are pretty much right, however the worst thing for a mechanic is a car owner who thinks they are a mechanic and really have no clue!

  8. Thanks for verifying my advice cumdumpster!

    Unfortunately when I tried the same trick; laptop breaks, man comes to repair it, I answer door in basque, dangly bollocks and stockings. The fucking cry baby tried to escape, running down the street screaming for help…

    Luckily I’m quick on my toes and I managed to catch the fleeing fuckwit before he got too far.. and further more my laptop was never broken in the first place. So, result!

  9. That is an…interesting visual.

  10. @cumdumpster – Just curious – what was your plan in case the tech who showed up was a gay dude or a chick?

  11. @ leenstl – See Imamofo’s tale of woe…Ha.

  12. LOLOLOL…hilarious all you commenters

  13. lol. How did I miss all of this yesterday 🙂

  14. Lol I just asked myself the sane thing saffer.

  15. As a poor college student, I placed an advert online offering to cook a great dinner for anyone who could fix my computer. The man that came over was really cute and we hit it off. He asked me out and 6 years later he’s my husband. 😉

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