How Not to Sell a House
Note Found On Shelly’s Front Door:
Dear Shelly,
I am sorry I hit your house with my truck. The damage ain’t too bad, so looks like it won’t cost you too much to fix. Thank God that house has got great bones, or my Dodge would have leveled the thing! Well … you take care now.
-Hank Boscoe
P.S. Heard Mikey got shot with a pellet gun. What’s this neighborhood coming to?!
