Apparently, my mom has been enjoying a newfound sex life with Elsior lately. The only thing he brings to their parties is his shovel so he can dig up her grave again.
“OMFG I didn’t know my parents have sex even though I myself am the living proof of it!”…
Please, spare us your teenage tantrums. They don’t feel any newer every time a random teenager makes this extremely shocking discovery -_-
I’d like to know if her husband saw her post/comment, just so that he can clear the air for us (as well as his offspring) as to whether or not he is “honey”.
OMFG YOU’RE PARENTS STILL LOVE EACH OTHER AND HAVE SEX WHAT A TRAUMATIZING THING FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!!!!
I wish my mom posted that she had healthy sex, then maybe she wouldn’t be such a bitch.
Apparently, my mom has been enjoying a newfound sex life with Elsior lately. The only thing he brings to their parties is his shovel so he can dig up her grave again.
That girl is most likely in the “OMG MOM YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING!” phase. Or she’s immature. Or both. People have sex, get over it.
I have no mother. I am Skynet’s creation.
Beatus, that’s twice at least you’ve mentioned your late mom, you ok bruh?
T2000; it’s a good job you have no mother, she would have drowned you in a bucket.
I can not be killed.
“OMFG I didn’t know my parents have sex even though I myself am the living proof of it!”…
Please, spare us your teenage tantrums. They don’t feel any newer every time a random teenager makes this extremely shocking discovery -_-
I think now is a good time for all of you to close your eyes, take some deep breaths and picture your conception.
elsior must still b grounded from the internet..cant believe he hasnt fingerfucked this 1 yet
I once dressed up as a rapist. Ex-GF didn’t like it, but a no is not a no to a rapist!
Alfa your comment brightened my day no end. Who knew someone could fingerfuck a post 😀
I’d like to know if her husband saw her post/comment, just so that he can clear the air for us (as well as his offspring) as to whether or not he is “honey”.