Friday, January 23, 2015

Please Help the Dumb

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  1. ‘Allot’ *is* a word. Brendan is a pompous twerp.

  2. The Beast Among Us

    ^ Yeah, but I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

    She’s looking for “a lot.”

  3. Cerys, to clarify: I meant people who think that “allot” is “alot,” which of course is a misspelling of “a lot.”

    See, and I made my point without calling anyone a pompous twerp? Now may God allot you some health problems!

  4. The Beast Among Us

    ^ Welcome to Lamebook, you pompous, self-submitting asshole.

  5. C. is using a complex sentence structure, which means she’s educated enough to make it likely that the error was a typo that was badly autocorrected.

    Now Brendan, you insult people who make a single typo as “uneducated”, and in your correction, commit an error that was caused not by an accidental slip, but by your own inability to think about what you are saying. This is very humorous and got you on Lamebook. (You want people calling you a pompous twerp? Stop acting like one.)
    (“Now may God allot you some health problems”? Better upgrade that to “pompous jerk”.)

  6. I love you all very much.

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  8. until I saw the check that said $5410 , I did not believe that…my… friend woz like actualey bringing home money part time from there labtop. . there neighbor started doing this for under 16 months and just paid the dept on their place and bought a brand new Audi Quattro . try this out
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  9. Hilarious! Not only was Brendan unaware that “allot” is a word, he then looked it up in a dictionary to try and prove it wasn’t, found out it was, and put it in a sentence to pretend he’d known all along.

    He’s not wrong about education standards – in his school, at least.

  10. ‘Now may God allot you some health problems!’

    The joke’s on you, Brendan – my nervous system is already fucked!

  11. The first 4 comments here deserves a post of its own. Well done Beatus.

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