Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Prolific and Prejudice

previous post: Dumb Bels



  1. first one was good cause it was racist and thats funny. Second one was older than time itself. Figures it’s written by yet another retard that has to finish their sentence with “just sayin'” or “in her case “I’m just sayin'”. Nothing good has ever came before that sentence fragment.

  2. Chris is the lamest.

  3. @sirbutlust, what if I told my boyfriend “I’m pregnant, just sayin’.”
    … wait, nope. I think you have a point there.

  4. Shawn’s status made me lol. Jamie isn’t funny, using a worn out and unfunny joke.

  5. I went to an ice cream stand in the middle of nowhere, and my friend ordered a cone with colored sprinkles… They gave him chocolate.

  6. Chris ruined the first one.

  7. Bone must be black to get butt hurt like that…

    John actually ruined it because Jew isn’t a race, it’s a religion. Why can’t people understand that? It’s getting really old.

    No i’m not a Jew, I’m a Christian (I guess)….just not the retarded Rapture kind. “The kind that believe the world will end whenever the fuck God feels like it will end” kind, and not when some 90 year old guy says it will.

  8. Actually, Judaism is an ethnoreligious group. You can be Jewish by faith or by descent.

  9. Mario “speaks English”? When does Mario speak ANYTHING?

  10. @tofu

    If you play the new Mario games on wii or the re-releases on DS (or maybe it was GBA?) Mario says occasional phrases in English, albeit with an Italian accent. He might also do that on N64, but I don’t remember.

  11. You can put colours and whites in the dryer together…

  12. My washer is also racist it is responsible for the death of over 6 million Jews… nope, sorry, that’s Adolf Hitler isn’t it? I always get the two mixed up.

    Cheddar tear for my unwashed whites.

  13. Niggaz ain’t got shit on Mario,that muhfucka be runnin’ and jumpin’ on pipes and bricks higher than our great grandparents escaping from them plantations.

  14. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Why is it that decades after Rosa Parks, colored people still prefer to sit in the back of a bus? Yet another thing we can blame Rebecca Black for.

  15. I once told the local radio station that there was a grammatical error in one of their commercials, and finished up with “just sayin'”. They weren’t impressed.

  16. But…you CAN mix colours and whites in the laundry.

    Now, you can’t mix previously unwashed colours with whites. But once they’ve been washed once or twice, the chance of colour bleed is more or less gone and you can stop wasting time presorting your laundry.

  17. Sure, you could mix the colors with the whites, but if you need to use bleach, you’re SOL. And you should probably use bleach.

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