Thursday, September 8, 2011

Secrets Out

previous post: Win!



  1. Yeah, I don’t understand these…. apparently the meaning of these statuses is supposed to be SUPER SECRET. That seems like the opposite of productive. How are you supposed to raise awareness for something that you refuse to talk about?

  2. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    If you’re anything like me, you’re secretly logging into your significant other’s emails and facebook account to read their messages anyway; so you’ll be able to see what it is they’re talking about.

  3. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    I am wearing a t-shirt and am thinking about grilled cheese sandwiches.

  4. If it’s such a secret then why post it on facebook? Women are messed up in the head, want to help but when you ask them they refuse. Want men jobs but won’t do any heavy lifting or get dirty. Join me in my fight against women who think they can be men. Let us destroy Chaz Bono!!!

  5. Wearing a purple thong and craving orange sherbert.

  6. I am wearing Stoma’s t-shirt and thinking about Nutella.

  7. I am wearing Nutella and thinking about stoma’s t-shirt.

  8. I am wearing a condom and thinking about the judicial system.

  9. I’m a woman and even I think this is stupid.

  10. krasivaya_devushka

    Definitely stupid.

  11. I’m 14 weeks and craving for pussy.

  12. Ooopps.. Forgot the ♥♥♥♥

  13. I contributed to this fad.
    “I’m 74 weeks and I’m craving toilet paper.”
    Thank you.

    P.S. I really did post that on my FB, while every other retarded woman on my news feed kept spewing useless garbage about being pregnant.

    My fiancee added to it by saying his: “I’m no weeks, who the fuck cares bout this lame bullshit..”

  14. This is worse than that ” I like it on the __” purse thing from last year. Anyone who actually thinks being vague and secretive and excluding men is actually raising awaresness for breast cancer is a fucking idiot. People only do these cause everyone else is

  15. I responded to my coworker’s status with “You told me you were on the fuckin pill! Better not be mine…”

    Her husband wasn’t too pleased.

  16. Men who respond to women like that don’t get laid. They are the ones sitting at home alone waiting to comment on people’s status’ with what they think is witty…

  17. i thought a ton of chics i knew were pregante. being drunk at the time , i should have noticed that its too much of a coincidence. Long story short, i congradulated a freind and her stupid friends in the know mentioned what idiots people are for thinking shes pregnate. This isnt promoting breast cancer, this is hindering womens rights and all that stuff.

  18. Click “ignore” IRL; level up apathy

  19. what everyone said….

  20. LOLZA

  21. I really, really wish I was able to actually like this. I hate all the dumb stuff people do to support *insert whatever you’d like here* especially the women only thing and I am a chick. It really needs to stop.

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