Thursday, December 20, 2012

Shaniqua is Staying Safe

previous post: Stop the Planet, I’ll Get Off Here…



  1. Dislike

  2. BOOM! right up the arse.

  3. Is she going to put that condom on her head/face? She needs one that is not clear.

  4. Precious? Christ what fresh hell is this?

  5. Please by cyanide, please be cyanide, please be cyanide…

  6. My dick just inverted itself. I guess that makes me a girl now? Shit.

  7. Aw, come on, guys. You just need to double bag it and everything is fine. I’m sure she’ll do the freakiest things in bed that would make us men wonder why we never thought of that before.

    Who the hell am I kidding. The condom itself is screaming. Look at it.

  8. I thought black girls were only named Shaniqua in awful stereotypical movies.

  9. I just threw up in my mouth.

  10. I didn’t even hold my barf in…

  11. Guess I’ll just go and have that eye rinse then.

  12. Give me an 8-ball of meth and 48 hours later I’ll be good to go.

  13. BalloonsFullofFarts

    Posts like these are totally baffling to me. Would you fuck every last facebook friend you had? No, because they’re all family and minor acquaintances and coworkers and that weird kid you sat next to in math class in 6th grade. It’s like craigslist doesn’t even exist. Shaniqua needs Jesus.

  14. ^She needs a lot more than Jesus, friend.

  15. like the flower ring helps

  16. Call the ZOO, tell ’em to come get their exhibit

  17. Shes needs a MASSIVE paper bag for her head.

  18. ^ And one for your head in case hers falls off.

  19. “does this condom make me look fat?”

  20. Her status suggests that she’s up for hosting a roman style orgy.. I reckon I can guess how many people RSVP’d.

  21. I kind of dig the Moe from the Three Stooges haircut.
    But otherwise,a simian-ish DNA disaster.

  22. This girl is sad but i still bet most of you would fuck her if you thought none of your friends would find out. You disgust me.

  23. I would motorboat the fuckin shit outta those nasty ass chesticles o yaa
    I’d fuck her tho for real. If u don’t set standards you’ll never be disappointed in life

  24. ain’t nobody got time for dat!

  25. Looks like she has hair on her forehead. 😐

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