Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Sour Power


previous post: Tons of TMI Tuesday!



  1. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ Father Sha – pretty accurate. If only Sheena from the latest post had got that fortune cookie after she lost her job – she might not have needed to take so many pictures of her well-rehearsed ‘unemployment face’.

    But you’re right as always, I do get joy from it.

  2. we should stop being so nice to eachother , haven’t you noticed how this site is full of haters

    We are going to be left out of the ‘group’

    imagine the loneliness and pain that would inflict on us

    googled the song btw yesterday , liked it !

  3. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ Father Sha – What? You mean they’ll exile us to the fringes of Lamebook society? And then it’ll just be us, like lone wolves, like Bonnie and Clyde? Sounds pretty good if it means that Clarice and earbud aren’t there. Just think of all the fun we could have! 😉

    The song rocks. Good ol’ Brit punk rock. And if I get to incorporate my name into the title of a song that talks exclusively about sexy-boom-boom, so much the better.

  4. Hehe you just made me laugh out loud in the tube , and thats something you are not supposed to do judging on the strange looks i ve been getting.

    Lone wolves roaming the prairie looking for a prey to satisfy our hunger for humor, i like that !

    And let the clarices of this world join in on the party, they are so delightfully thick

  5. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Totally – it makes it fun! The haters do get the party started!

    And there’s nothing wrong with laughing on the tube – I did it on Monday and I get some pretty funny looks. Glad I cheered up on your journey 🙂

    One thing – you’ve referred to the tube but spelt humour without the ‘o’. Colour me confused.

  6. @Father Sha
    I was going to go into pH but decided it was a little too complex for the average lamebook commenter ;D

  7. Hehe dandi i was glad you cleared it up for me 🙂 but it was rather strange that nobody seemed to know this, including the original poster.

    Hitme , there s a simple answer … English is my third language ( i m bragging i know) so i do sometimes write the yank way … Out of ignorance or mental laziness … And you have been known to cheer me up on a few occasions 🙂

  8. To be honest, I’m not sure how I even know to begin with. I’m 17 and have yet to have my vagina inspected on a regular basis, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge. And if English is your third language then you have every right to brag, it’s impressive! You put native English speakers to shame. WELL DONE SIR.

  9. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Well, don’t you just get more interesting, Father Sha. Just like an onion… all these cyber-layers.

    and @dandified – you will learn it’s more fun and less clinical is you refer to it as ‘getting head’ rather than ‘being inspected’! 🙂 And you’re absolutely right about Father Sha – he da bomb.

  10. hitmewithyourrhythmvic – ROFLMAO! I was meaning that I wasn’t speaking from personal experience, i.e. I don’t have a gyno so I haven’t been specifically told about acidic vaginas. 😛

  11. Hehe thanks to the both of you but please hold off the praise … I ll be the victim of the sour prumes on this site in no time 🙂

  12. @ Father Sha & Dandified: Thanks for the information. The thought of an elevated Ph level had not crossed my mind and believe me when i say i do feel silly after being informed. LOL

    @Father Sha: A man who speaks two languages is worth two men. You’re up to three, so you’re worth three men. Keep up the good work

  13. So let me get this straight.
    She went to the doctor.
    The doctor told her vagina is “abnormally acidic”
    In her little brain, she thinks, “acid- lemons are acidic-lemons are SOUR- my pussy is SOUR”??

    Is that about it??

  14. A man who speaks three languages better know how to talk dirty in all of them, or what good is he?

  15. @67: Epic win!!! LMFAOWPMSLROFL

  16. Ahem:

    From the Wikipedia article on Taste: “Sourness is the taste that detects acidity.”

    So a more acidic vagina would, indeed, taste a little more tangy/sour. But the difference might be negligible.

    Personally, I love that tangy taste of pussy.

  17. Without stating the obvious..
    This left me with a sour taste in my mouth.

    Sorry, I just had to!

  18. An acid pussy
    Could burn off your penis, Brad.
    Dont sleep with Megan!

  19. Mr Haiku, I just LOL’d.

  20. Was this one related to the girl who put skittles inside her vagina to taste better for the boyfriend on Valentine’s Day?

    I would have her use M&M’s instead, “Sweet pussy” has a better ring to it.

  21. Throw some lime in her pussy then make her squirt. You will be drinking Lemon and Lime bitters in no time 😉

  22. I am guessing she just does not know how to spell “sore vagina”

  23. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @lc – if it was only that she had a sore vagina, wouldn’t she already know, rather than having the doc point it out? I think you’re giving her way too much credit – I really do think she was saying that life had given her lemons, so her vagina had made lemonade.

  24. #73 – LMAO!!!!

  25. I can’t imagine the test they did to get positive results for “sour vagina”. Let’s hope it was a swab rather than an oral.

  26. @75 peaceenz: If it was a taste test let’s hope the doctor had salt and vodka handy!

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