Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Special Liz

previous post: The Expected



  1. Dear god, when did buzzkillington get to you all? I thought I buried her in my garden

  2. @51,
    You’re the buzzkiller around here.

  3. Sorry, I’ll let you get back to it.

  4. God: “Your callous attitude towards the weak and infirm has angered me. You will be punished with a retard baby.”
    Sinner: “But aren’t we all created in your image? Does that mean some part of you is a spaz?”
    God: “That notion is not to be taken literally. It just means all things flow from the Lord”
    Sinner: “Ok. I will do my best with this burden, and try to teach the child to follow the ways of the scripture.”

    *16 years later*

    Sinner Dad: “He is a loving God…”
    Tardington (in his head because he can barely speak): “Ah, so it’s like shacking up with Josef Fritzl. It’s starting to make sense.”
    Tardington (out loud): POTATO!

    God: “LOL.”

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  6. Heh

  7. @ Soup – Good work fella, as soon as I’m finished with this sheep, you’re next, pucker up sunshine.
    @55 – Really? REALLY?

  8. Liz is as dumb as an American 😛

  9. liz undoubtably IS american.
    we can smell our own, you see.

  10. I once had a retarded child…. Shit at crosswords but good in bed, swings and roundabouts I suppose.

  11. Oh ok so here it is. I must be going mad. I blame you guys for that. I was well balanced before Lamebook.

  12. @61, I doubt that.

  13. curly Why do you think you’re going mad?.. Is it because you can hear voices telling you to cleanse all the filthy, vile women of the world with your sperm of purification?

    Because if so, that is totally normal I assure you.

  14. Ah ok, I won’t start to worry just yet. I’ll take myself of to the loony bin when I get to the stage you’re at.

  15. Now Soup is just awesome, ain’t he? Bravo, you bastard.

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