Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Spread the Love

previous post: Classy Occasions



  1. Being tied up and gagged makes a lot of things sexier. Still, there’s something about putting you in a powdered wig and making sure you’re properly restrained and gagged that does sound like a lot of fun. Constitutional Congress style!

  2. ooohhhhh… I like that. Powdered wig and restraints… Can I have a gavel too?!? I don’t know what I’d do with it off the top of my head… but I am sure we could come up with something.

  3. We can make rulings with it, of course. Besides, if you get tired of holding it, there are plenty of places we can put it.

  4. Truer words have never been spoken… or typed.

    And while were at it… I want a bustier too. I think it will really complete the look.

  5. The bustier is undoubtedly one of history’s sexiest inventions. I get to lace it up for you, though. 😉

  6. Deal.

    I like it tight. Like, reaally tight. Can you handle that?

  7. Oh, I like it tight, too. And, I’ll apply plenty of pressure, tight enough to really test the strength of the laces, and your ability to withstand it.

  8. I hope you’re east coast because I don’t know how much longer I can wait… and I don’t feel like driving cross country.

  9. East Coast, Dirty South. 🙂

  10. Hmmm… still a drive… I’m a “New Englandah” myself… not as warm as down south… but we know how to stay warm 😉

  11. btw I do NOT have that terrible Bawstin accent. Just sayin’.

  12. You don’t pahk your cah in Hah-vahd yahd? Luckily, I don’t have much suh-thern twang to my accent.

    I hear New England’s very nice… things tend to get a little steamy and sweaty down here in the summertime. 😉

  13. Well Melissa, sometimes life sucks when you’re a dirty, dirty girl.

  14. Uggghhhhh ::cringe:: I hate that accent. Fran Drescher comes to mind and makes me want to poke myself in the eye.

    I like a little of the Southern accent, it’s sweet. Unfortunately too many guests on the Jerry Springer show kind of ruined the thicker Southern accents… but hey.

    I’ve been down South quite a bit, was born in Georgia as a matter of fact. And I CAN attest to the steamy sweaty deliciousness that *is* the South. Mmmmhmmm.

  15. You could argue that people who post statuses like these are actually the most evolved, since they are doing a service to their communities by letting everyone else know to watch out for them.

  16. There are many types of southern accent. There’s the trailer park accent, which you’ve heard on Jerry Springer. There’s also the more aristocratic old-south accent which is actually fairly awesome. There’s a really awesome accent that you find with people from the South Carolina or Georgia coast that I really like, if I could choose, I’d go for that one. I’ve got a very slight accent that really only people from outside the south seem to pick up on, it’s pretty neutral.

    And I’m a proud Georgian myself, by the end of a long, hot day down here, even the glasses of sweet tea are sweating. 😉

  17. No kidding. Small world. Robins Air Force base was home for a while and then we ended up moving a lot for obvious reasons. I did always love it there though. I still go back time to time, usually only as a stop over though. I would like to go back for a few days. People in Georgia are so freakin’ nice it’s ridiculous. Real southern hosipitality. Haven’t had one in bed yet though… I’m left to wonder.

  18. Good ol’ Warner Robins. I’ve been through there quite a few times. We southerners tend to be hospitable at all times, most especially in bed. 😉

  19. Figured as much. Dammit. I don’t think my real life bf would be real pleased if I tried to calmly explain that I needed to try one for myself. You know, just to prove the theory?

    Maybe I’ll try and hunt down some Southern porn. That might do the trick. Come to think of it… I don’t think I’ve ever seen one when either/any person has a southern accent.

    Oh boy. I have a mission. Unless you’ve got one handy. 🙂

  20. They say it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.

    You know, now that you mention it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen southern porn. This kinda amazes me, you’d think that there would be some bustling Atlanta suburb just turning it out, but I can’t think of any. Maybe I need to start making it. The first one will be about a northern visitor on summer vacation, just trying to see everything there is to do in the south. Sort of a “Katy Does Atlanta” type deal. All I need is to find the female lead…

  21. Right?? I have been really trying to think of a time that I watched one and noticed that… I really don’t think that I have. Amazing. It’s probably because I would guess 90% of mainstream porn comes from California from girls who figure they’ll just do it for some cash while trying to “make it big” “acting”. LOL

    …now where on god’s green earth are you going to find a sex hungry northern girl to visit the south and take the lead… Hmmm… 😉

  22. It does make sense. The thought of some porn girl in California trying to do a southern accent makes my stomach hurt… it’s bad enough when established actresses try to pull one off. Ugh….

    If I can cast you, I’ll even give you the profits off the first movie. I have a feeling it will be worth it just to lace you up in that bustier and then go to town on you, near some notable southern landmark. 😉

  23. Watch it, Bulldog. They are “actresses” and for you to refer to them as “some porn girl” will certainly get you killed. I don’t think they, as a breed, are all that stable. Regardless, the thought of a badly attempted Southern accent in a porn does make me giggle. I don’t even think I could enjoy it.

    And how sweet, I would hope to get some form of payment for our first porno. And don’t worry, as always, I will *earn* my money 😉 …and I think that since we both know Warner Robins, our first scene should be on the wing of a jet, an F-22 Raptor, if you don’t mind.

  24. Hey, I would never disparage porn stars, Katy. I love them. But, while many of them have fine acting talents, they’ve been working on *other* skills, so I don’t want them attempting any tough accents.

    I would love to put you down on all fours on the wing of an F-22… I think you’d make excellent target practice. 😉

  25. Well, thank you 🙂 I do believe I make excellent target practice, among many other things. Things that will keep you up at night…

    Where should the next scene be? I think that you should have some artistic input into this… and when I say input I mean… well… hmmmmmmmm

  26. How about somewhere on the coast? Maybe Tybee Island, with the surf and a very phallic lighthouse behind you? You can wear an old Civil War-era dress with the bustier, and I can capture you. 😉

  27. Well played, Christina. And herpes is rampant thanks to people like Stephanie.

    People really love to talk about their disease-ravaged genitals on Facebook.

  28. JesusOnADinosaur

    The second one looks photoshopped to me…

  29. Remember when people used to say that reading the comments here was funnier than reading the posts? Feels like a long time ago now, doesn’t it?

  30. however rare that a post appears on this site with the normal spelling of my name, I continue to discover a new reason to dislike being Mellissa. I love seeing spell check tell me I’m wrong every time I spell it. oh well, at least I don’t have Herpes. props to that Mel for admitting her problem. she essentially went through all four stages of grief in one go.

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