Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Stalling in the Stall

previous post: Princess Pathetic



  1. Some idiot is pasting this old joke on their Facebook again.

  2. Umm, so this is fake. I read this story in Reader’s Digest when I was in high school. I think it was in 1998 or 1999. That is waaayyyy lame.

  3. Oh, and what made the story so believable and funny back then was that cell phone use wasn’t that common or widely used yet. My mom was the first one in our family to get a cell phone that year, in fact.

  4. “Embarrassed as I am to share this, it is quite humorous…”

    There is ZERO truth in any of those words. You SHOULD be embarrassed, you plagiarising fucking cunt nugget, and it’s just not that fucking funny, you queef munching skinbag.

  5. Yup… quit reading at “Hi…” Old and sad… like your mom

  6. this has already been posted to lamebook before, and it’s really old.

  7. Aw man, and I had such high hopes of a great story when he said “In Wal-Mart earlier…”

  8. Considering XXX and 46 other friends like this hackneyed joke, the guy seems to have moronic friends he deserves.

  9. my roomate’s mother makes $79 every hour on the internet. She has been out of a job for 5 months but last month her check was $21010 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site cloud68 dotcom

  10. ^ I call “Bullshit”.

  11. ^webcam action. Even if you are hideous just do some really twisted stuff and people will pay to see it.

  12. ^ I’m going by the piss-poor mathematics.

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