Thursday, February 4, 2010

Still Haitin’

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  1. Much like my previously discussed Mark rule, I also have a Will rule. Now, I was tihking of scrapping it, after a Will in an old Lamebook post ripped theh ell out of Twilight. But, wow… Will from this post… if this is real… you’re a FUCKING idiot.

    Seriously, why do all these people think that Haiti jokes are funny? Oh, people are dying, and losing their families and homes, their lives are being ruined. LOL.

  2. Anyone have Lauren’s phone number? I need to inform her that she can donate to Haiti inside my pants.

  3. I can’t believe there are people as stupid as Lauren out there. Makes me afraid to bring children into the world!

  4. @beckyboo

    hmmm, bring children into the world… like from outer space?

  5. I have one child. I love her, but sometimes I think we need to all just die out.

  6. Lauren is so dumb it made me horny

  7. @Penny Lane: Or we could all spend a hour a week watching the news? It’s very informative and keeps you current on worldly events.

  8. Watching the news won’t stop us from being parasitic and sadistic.

  9. True, but Lauren should defiantly catch 15 min. of a news program, she’s lost in the dark.

  10. insert clever name here

    @37 – That was awesome!
    @49 – er… I think everyone knows that. SheepGoMaa was joking.

  11. It was actually Yaya who made the comments about the “cute” thing…but the real problem is the cute dumb women are the ones males mostly want to mate with. You can’t fight evolution.

  12. I want to kick Mariah in the face.

  13. In a couple hundred years we won’t have a pinky toes, now that’s crappy evolution. I really like my pinky toes.

  14. In a couple hundred years there will probably only be a few hundred thousand of us.

  15. 2012, get ready!

  16. Will is a twat. But he’s a funny twat.

  17. hahah Lauren is a complete dumb ass, another product of MTV completely dumbing down our youth. Kudos to Will for having fun with a complete retard. And Mariah is just too stupid for words

  18. mariah and lauren are some dumb ditzy ass bitches!

  19. Hehe Will pwnd that dumb bitch…

  20. Haha@ Tim.

  21. iwant to stab mriah.. haiti is my neighbour contry and i really dont appreciate anythign that makes fun of them.. what happened i really unfortunate and itll take awhile to get back to the way they were and even that was horrible….. so just shove it up ur ass

  22. @Allygirl_88: Don’t be playa Hasian’

  23. @Hawkzombie oh fuck off

    and sorry for my typos.. i was pissed…

  24. @pennylane “I have one child. I love her, but sometimes I think we need to all just die out.”

    Wow, really?

    There are plenty of dumbass people out there who hold high positions within the fields of government, business, media, etc, and we’re not doing so bad. Don’t judge the future based on people like Lauren; for all we know, she could be a ten year old who has no concept of what is going on in the world & feels the need to update her facebook based on what she saw on MTV.

    As for Haiti jokes, does this really shock everyone? There have ALWAYS been jokes pertaining to every catastrophic event as far as I can remember. Some people deal with pain through humor, and some people are just sick and like to get a reaction from others, plain and simple.

  25. We’re just parasites, selfish parasites.

    Sorry everyone, party on.

  26. These all must be the status updates of American kids, because only in America are they so clueless about the rest of the world

  27. At Danceica, yes, because in the land that you are from, you don’t hate any other culture, everyone is happy and your farts smell like roses.

  28. well said, turrista.

    @Danceica, don’t be ignorant.

  29. hahaha lauren i have some beachfront property in idaho i’d like to sell you

  30. Thanks @ insert clever name here. Of course I was joking! I’ll have to remember to write NOT after a sarcastic comment, just in case people think I’m as stupid as Mariah.

  31. Limpdiesel
    February 4th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Will rules, only to be overshadowed by alfies ruling.

    I hope one day I can get a ‘First’ and piss people off so hard with one syllable!!

    THE GOT OWNED!! you should seriously try it some time it’s freeking hilarious. they go crazy!! keeps me amused during a boring few hours at the office.

  32. @76 Danceica – Agreed!! People need to stop making jokes about Haiti!! Its just going to far!

  33. @ Fuck Mariah’s existence is surely wasteful!! Africans don’t even speak african! Being from Africa we speak many different languages, but African is not a lanuage!! Man, Ignorant damn waste!!

  34. Wow Lauren, Major Fail! And Mariah; people like her need to have their ovaries removed. We don’t want her to reproduce… EVER!

  35. @PennyLane, never fear. I am convinced you are mistaken in your theory. Men want to boink the dum dums and yes since men are often irresponsible about birth control, there will be bastards born out of those flings. But most men I know would not care to marry one. They want women like us for marriage and family.

    Smart/Hot Chicks EPIC WIN!

  36. I feel like maybe the first one is Lauren being sarcastic. Like maybe she was a little offended that Will would try to pull a fast one on her. Will was kind of being a jerk.

    But of course, I had a friend once who was trying to give a good argument as to why pot should be legalized. She said that they should make alcohol illegal. I said “They tried that already, didn’t work.” She replied with.. “what?” I said.. you know.. prohibition… and she had nooo clue what I was talking about. Girl was almost out of high school too.

  37. Again, I cheers yaya!

  38. I seriously have never laughed so much at a lamebook entry! Lauren’s stupidity is the best thing ever.

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