Monday, August 20, 2012

Taco Bell-Air

previous post: Baby’s First Word



  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Just like Taco Bell food, this is certainly fresh and not out of date.

  2. grim.

  3. this is lame worthy? if this is where the world is headed I don’t wanna live here anymore

  4. Dear world, please be patient. We’ll be fucking over your national foods and adding orange cheese in due course. Love, America.

  5. Roger is onto something here, perhaps we should all pen an ode to our local fast food joint.

    Oh McDonalds had a farm…. they cut down a sizable part of the rainforest to achieve this displacing several indigenous tribes that had previously lived there.

    Fuck! It doesn’t rhyme.

  6. ^ what are you talking about? that was a sweet little melody.

  7. McDonalds is the new church. Fat, useless cunts sitting on uncomfortable furniture happily swallowing a bunch of shite.

  8. love your work imamofo.

  9. …And it only took Taco Bell 3 hours to come up with that masterful rejoinder..

  10. Good one, mofo. It rhymed in my head.

  11. taco bell is inexpensive

  12. I’m willing to bet Bacchante’s boobs that Roger isn’t old enough to have seen The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air while it was on the air the first time, and that he’s only ever heard of it because of memes that he reads on the internet.

  13. ^ Don’t gamble with what you can’t afford, beat.
    (but yeah, I agree)

  14. ^And how exactly did you come to be in possession of Bacchante’s boobs.

  15. damnit

  16. It’s okay Bacchante. This one is pretty much a given.

    Frankie, that was funny.

  17. Speaking of worldly possessions…Bacchante, if I can remember correctly I do believe you have something that belongs to me. On another note, I still catch the fresh prince in the morning when I decide to get up sorta early. I like the episode where will dropped out of school and became a car salesman.

  18. Yeah… Capn… look buddy, I put that dong of yours in the mail…

  19. oh gOd. you didn’t send that fucker via ausfailure post, did you?
    haha. kiss it goodbye.

  20. Damn it…and if aus air, is anything like the time I had something shipped to me from chinaland…it’s going to be months before I see it again…Welp…guess I better break out the ol’ lathe and get to work…at least IF it does show up, eventually, I’ll have a back-up to club people with. Hell, I can pretend they’re escrima sticks!

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