Wednesday, July 14, 2010

That Type!

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  1. STEVER!

  2. Justin, there is nothing wrong with slut machines. Just saying.

    Poor Svetlana. Not once, or twice, but three times! Wow!

  3. chk chk boom motha fucka…..all onyl on those bitches faces

  4. Hey stever…I don’t give a truck.

    I know they have ‘schollar ships’ for random things (being left handed…having flat feet). Here’s hoping, Bill, that yours is for college-aged students who can’t spell 6th grade level vocabulary.

    I love it when girls prove that being pretty is not equal to being smart. Makes my ugly ass happy.

    And no, Justin…you had it right the first time.

  5. krasivaya_devushka

    Svetlana, you embarrass me.

  6. Svetlana is probably not even a native speaker of English…

  7. if onyl everyone was prettier…

  8. Foxtrot Uniform


  9. awe, damn. you can only see comments when you’re signed in now?! here i got all excited to sign in and be first. ahahaha.

  10. Is anyone else curious to read his “schollar ship”(idiot) essay? Never mind the typo, but he called it “sweet.” That’s gotta be a great little essay right there.

    And the Svetlana one is priceless. You would think that if your grammar had just been corrected you would be more careful the next time you type something. But nope, she just carries right on with her illiteracy.

  11. @Alis – i was thinking the same thing. If it’s that bad AND her name is Svetlana, I’m thinking english not being native.

    @bluthton – good point! “sweet” hahahahahaha

  12. yeah those chicks ain’t too pretty..

  13. I love Melissa.

  14. JD seems like your typical godless atheist. Doesn’t care about anyone but himself. One cannot have an internal moral compass without the Lord in his/her heart.

    “If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you.” – Luke 6:29-31

  15. geikothegreencow

    Be Excited Now

  16. It’s one of my favourite things when girls who dont hesitate to mention they think they’re prettier than me do such a fine job of demonstrating that they are at least dumber, if not lamer, than me.

  17. @#14 I totally agree. I am a typical godless athiest and I don’t care about you in the slightest. I may even shoot you. If I can be bothered. Meh.

  18. dan_fargis, give me your password.

  19. I can forgive those girls for being dumb, but their conceited attitude is very unattractive.

    I’d still do them though.

  20. Pedi… that’s like a midget Pedo right?

  21. krasivaya_devushka

    Svetlana is a Russian name, so most likely she is Russian (can be other, too). English isn’t my first language either, but I still try my hardest to learn everything.
    But in her defense, even native speakers confuse then & than, so that’s not really that big of a deal.
    Stock is funny, though!
    Daniel is just a “stocker” who follows her on FB and corrects her English.

  22. krasivaya_devushka

    The picture of those girls made me laugh. You can be the prettiest in the world, but if you have no brains, then you are really nothing special.

  23. Seems like lamebook is dying.

  24. Walter, that’s because no one is talking about rubber fucks! That’s a pretty interesting topic and it seems to have been skipped over.

  25. Melissas friends are lame. A whole day went by & nobody had a witty remark about her rubber f**k?? Fail

  26. Svetlana can also be a Bulgarian, it is a common name. now those girls probably live in a village with 200 inhabitants where they certainly might be prettier than everyone else. otherwise..ugh..i’m rather glad those skirts don’t show what’s higher…

  27. krasivaya_devushka

    @pepelyashka, yes (pretty much in all Slavic countries). 🙂

    So apparently now we have to be logged in to see the comments? That sucks.

  28. Nothing says “pretty” like flip-flops, or the inability to spell.

  29. @27, not true, i could view the comments, and i wasn’t logged in

  30. Dawn of the Dan

    Rubber fucky you’re the one.
    You make bath time lots of fun.

  31. I also could not see comments until after I logged in.

    @Grim – could you see the comments on THIS post before you logged in? I could see them on older posts but not today’s.

  32. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Are we SERIOUSLY going to ignore rubber fucks?

  33. @30

    Rubber fucky, I’m awfully fond of you.

  34. Now that just sounds like a pet name for a dildo!

  35. Those slut machines are the biggest gamble of all.


    ahh, I didn’t hit the Jackpot.

  36. Rubber Fucky oh how I love you on those cold lonely nights 😉

    Also I could see comments when not logged in.

  37. plug me in, i’m electrifying.

    not without a washer!

  38. Rubber fucks reminds me of a friend’s two-year-old nephew. My friend taught him to call fire trucks “fire fucks” and he does it any time he sees a red truck. Gets me into tears of mirth every time…he looks so proud of himself.

    Like most other people, I can see comments without logging in.

  39. well, to answer melissa’s question, the fucktion of a rubber duck is quite similar to the fucktion of a rubber fuck.

  40. must be something in the water.

  41. Us wemen love our rubber fuckys. Especially with water… and a bit of electrifying gin.

  42. #5…I know a couple of girls who don’t know the difference between “were” and “we’re”, and they seem a lot like those girls in the picture (profile pictures captioned “because were cuter then you ;]”). I wonder if this is a disease. If so we must find a cure immediately.

  43. @oh hey, do we get to kill or just quarantine those idiots to stop the spread? If so I’m up for helping out. Really is time to sort this out.

    Oh and I could also see the comments without logging in.

  44. StarsAndBoulevards

    …The sad part is that I totally know the song #5 is quoting.

  45. Is it just me, or does anybody else despise the 😛 face?

  46. : P is what I meant.

  47. Now this is what I call a GREAT rubber fucky:

  48. I know I’m a little late on this thread, having not had access to LB since last week Wednesday, but I need to ask the pertinent question: where are all my fellow filthy minded, sewer dweller friends on this post? A mere 40-odd comments and less than 25% of them observing Melissa’s delightfully tawdry fruedian slip? Tsk, tsk…

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