Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Caust of Ignorance



previous post: All In the Family



  1. danny hittler is the kicker for the valley christian warriors. let’s hope he doesn’t develop an inferiority complex and invade poland.

  2. I’ve got a friend with the last name Poland. We make anal rape jokes all the time, but if he could see this…

  3. who the fuck posted this?. you think u can just take my pictures and put shit up? are u kidding me. u must have the guts to do that. and yes everyone i would love to inform you that my last name is hittler and i wear it well…..soo pppl stop talking shit.

  4. Oh hey Valley Christian.

  5. @sosr
    “let’s hope he doesn’t develop an inferiority complex and invade poland.” Haha, that is classic that, truly well done, made me giggle lol.

  6. what if Hittler was an actual last name?

  7. @slimjayz, just for your information the November 11th Armistice Day commemorates the Treaty of Versailles which was signed at 11 o’clock on the 11th day of the 11 month 1918 to officially end the First World War, a war which claimed around 16,500,000 lives a huge proportion of which were conscripts not people ‘doing it for a job’.

    And I would love to see how Ms. Hittler shaves… I have a mental image.

  8. @Awful, just for your information the November 11th Armistice Day commemorates the Armistice of Compiègne which was signed at 11 o’clock on the 11th day of the 11th month 1918 to cease hostilities on the Western Front. The Treaty of Versailles was signed on June 28 1919 to officially end the first World War.

  9. Beg your pardon, I stand corrected.

  10. Can’t we all just get along and appreciate sum college booty?

  11. oooo Sensible… I caught the reference and was tickled by the irony that some over-zealous Amercian was incensed by your (perceived) insensitivty. Brilliant!! Who knew someone would answer thusly???

  12. Never thought I’d see my high school on lamebook. Valley Christian ftw!

  13. @absurdrelief

    lol @ incensed… And what insensitivity?… I said it was lame, not insensitive… Its not really possible to offend me… Oh I know… You fuknuts just like to pick and choose which parts of arguements you respond to instead of meeting every challenge… You guys must be europeons cuz you argue like pussies

    Oh and what part of, I like to argue did you not understand?

  14. @slimjayz

    It’s true that schools don’t normally sell jerseys, but these girls are obviously wearing the opposite of the one their boyfriends are wearing. Say, this is an away game, they’ll wear the home jerseys. So they’re legit.

    And everyone else, why does it matter if this is photo shopped? What’s the harm in someone having the last name Hittler? It’s not humorous at all…

  15. I like their asses…

  16. I would give Hitler a right old fucking, I’d bend that tight ass over and steam ahead at full ramming speed, to be honest I think it’s the slicked back hair and tiny sexy little moustache that does it for me.

  17. @Spindyl
    “I don’t feel like shaking my titties everytime I hear about someone dying in Iraq.”

    Well, then I guess the terrorists have won. Thanks a lot, Spindyl.

  18. I’d Hittler that!

    …had to be said.

  19. Let’s see here. Whore, whore, whore, whore, insecure.

  20. Isn’t ’28 the year hitler launched his failed coup d’etat and has placed in prison?

  21. @Bob
    That was in ’23, the Munich Beer Hall Putsch. Wilhelm Marx ftw!

  22. @ CO

    You are correct. From now on I will be offering my services as a pole dancer at every funeral for a returned solider. Some people say you can’t strip to “taps,” but I think with star spangled pasties anything is possible.

  23. “obviously photoshopped”
    lolz dumbasses

  24. @ Slimjayz (post .45)

    What? So your uncle re-enlisted and because of that his brother didn’t have to go? You really got to explain that to me… it makes the whole (I don’t know what’s the right term for it is) “obliged-serving-your-country” thing even more ridiculous.

    And holidays aren’t always about fun and celebration, it’s also about paying your respects etc. So not getting a day off at work/school doesn’t make a holiday a crappy holiday..

  25. Christ on a cracker

    Well fuck me, this forum is more boring than watching a cat lick it’s dick… NEXT!

  26. alright let me clear this up for everyone

    i don’t know why the fonts are different. but this picture isn’t photoshopped. at valley christian girls get given guys jerseys to wear to football games. if its a home game the girls wear the away jersey and vice versa. thats why the jerseys that they’re wearing are blue and the ppl playing are wearing white. all the names are real players on the team. this picture is definately not photoshopped.

  27. @komo225

    too bad you’re retarded because (atleast to me) the hittler jersey is obviously photoshopped.
    so unless you are blind, check it out.
    key points to show it’s photoshopped(or it was done in paint, it would be easy to do.)
    notice the little crease in the girls shirt above the “H” the crease would continue into the H and distort the letter.
    also she has a strand of hair that magically stops about the first “T”

    I can also see where they went too far into the “L”
    so before you “clear things up” make sure you can see 😀

  28. @ roflwaffle:
    Too bad i feel like your dumb. Obviously nothing was photoshopped….If your using paint it (1) isn’t that easy to fabricate the same colors (2) The crease above the girls shirt ends clearly because her shoulders are broad enough to show the entire name. (3) The L as you so pointed out is to….far? Have you ever owned an actually jersey? or? L’s always look like that….And lastly (4) The magical hair strand as you so nicely put…its still there it just ends before the T.
    Now i feel like your wasting everyones time reading that garbage you posted. Next time you do….leave out the sad paint application that’s been around for since the birth of microsoft and think of a better way at attempting smartness..
    Thanks! 🙂

  29. @idiot_clowns

    I really feel that someone accusing someone of being stupid really should make sure they don’t make themselves look stupid, as well. Your sentence structure is awful, there is a difference between the words “your” and “you’re”, and “attempting smartness” really sounds dumb. “Attempting intelligence”, perhaps?

    Not that I’m agreeing or sticking up for @roflwaffle, I haven’t even read their post; but holy shit, hypocrite much? Hahaha, oh the irony.

  30. for all you to old to remember high school It is a common practice for the gfs of players to wear the boys other jersey you know they get two one for home and one for away.

  31. I know nobody has said much about it, but I’d like to defend Claire.
    Yes it’s really silly that she didn’t know the word for Holocaust, but at least she knew what happened.
    There have been too many times when I have said or done something incredibly dumb, just off the cuff without thinking about it. Claire at least realised how silly she had been once she saw it written down… So, well done to her… kinda…

    I also see nothing “lame” about someone having the last name Hittler. Not the ideal last name to have, but if someone has it… It’s just a fact of life for them, they didn’t choose it.

  32. Is there anything sadder than people who attempt to prove their intelligence by declaring internet pics “photoshopped?”

    You sad children were even confronted with inrefutable evidence that the photo was real (, and yet you won’t give up on your pathetic delusions of mental superiority.

    Bonus hint: If someone is going to take the time to photoshop an internet photo, they’re typically going to make it as crazy as possible. In this case they’d have spelled it Hitler not Hittler.

  33. Why is everone going on about the name on the shirt, surely the obvious lameness is the fact Rodriguez chose to wear trousers?

  34. Thank you! And the answer: she’s slightly larger than the needle thin girls in the picture. Man, I miss high school.

  35. she forgot to shave.

  36. While I concede that the use of photoshop in this photo is seemingly pointless and not the focus of the photo as it appears on lamebook, and though I don’t deny the legitimacy of the name Hittler, it does seem like it’s been doctored. The H and I and possibly the first T all seem to be a different font than the rest of the text on the jerseys. The H and I are perfectly straight and overlap wrinkles in the fabric (suggesting they are superimposed) and it even looks like the letters are overlapping a bit of the girl’s hair. So for these reasons I hope we can conclude the debate and agree that this photo is weaksauce.

  37. If you go on to Facebook and type the surname Hittler there is 163 results so no it hasn’t been photo shoped it is real obviously just not a very popular name. Sorry s25d. x

  38. The “HITTLER” lettering is a different font from the other jerseys’. I would assume that they’d be the same if it wasn’t photoshopped.

  39. Omg, you’re right! Nice catch! “Hittler” IS a different font! Yup, ‘shop job.

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