Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Day the Music Died

previous post: It’s Over



  1. I live for eternity.

  2. How does one flow like a harpoon daily or nightly?

  3. Yo, I don’t know! Just turn off the lights, and I’ll glow.

  4. Slendermans Girlfriend

    Really Kyle? I’d say it’s going in One Direction.

  5. Can’t say those Zeppelin lyrics are very good either.

  6. I light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.

    Hmm, now that I say that out loud, it sounds really gay.

  7. What the hell is a Rockman lover? and why do they all drive Lamborghinis?

  8. Seriously, if you’re going to use Zeppelin as your benchmark for great pop lyrics at least go with ‘the way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right out of bed.’ Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits are turning in their graves and they’re not even dead yet. Honorable mention to Elvis Costello, who just looks dead.

  9. I hate this argument. Take a great band from one era juxtapose it with a terrible lyric from an otherwise great artist and claim that music sucks. Eugh.

  10. ^ “from an otherwise great artist”

  11. There are some great artists these days, but Drake and Lil Wayne are not part of that group.

  12. What about “…in the name of love”?

  13. ɹıɐɥ ƃop ʇǝʍ ɥʇıʍ pǝssolɟ puɐ ɐǝɥɹɹɐıp pǝlƃɹnƃ ʇsnɾ ʎnƃ ssǝlǝɯoɥ ɐ ǝʞıl sllǝɯs ʇI ˙pǝʇɹɐɟ ʇsnɾ I

  14. I farted… Sorry.

  15. CommentsAtLarge

    Is Kyle talking music quality or sentiments about women expressed in song? Either way shyte music knows no decade…

    1968 – Bobby Goldsboro

    Then the first snow came
    And she ran out to brush the snow away
    So it wouldn’t die
    Came runnin’ in all excited
    Slipped and almost hurt herself
    And I laughed till I cried

  16. Oh yeah .. tickets in my hand to go see Leonard Cohen. Can not wait.

  17. #15 – Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.


  19. CommentsAtLarge

    Too true beatus, too true.

    I picked that one because it was crap AND shed a different light on how relationships were viewed in song at the time.

  20. Those niggaz was fast as lighteniiiinnnnnngggg.

  21. Kindly desist from referring to our brown brothers as niggaz, you cretin. Or I shall have to pop a cap on your ass.

  22. Sorry. But they move! So, MAN. Who else could they be?

  23. A reference to the shit music of today and Nickleback wasn’t mentioned. Well hoo-fucking-ray!

  24. ^(polite cough) wasn’t mentioned until now, you mean?

  25. No.. because I just meant in the post itself… ah fuck.

  26. Italics do not help the hershey highway that is flowing from to finga tips my nigga.

  27. beatusmongous i challenge you to

    Stop this shiittttt :(((((((((((((

  28. Is underlining possible in Lamebook world? I haven’t yet managed it.

  29. Today’s music sucks. Corporate bullshit, most of it.

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