Crustylovelips – that must be why there’s no male form of pregnancy (which along with kidney stones, is one of the most painful experiences a human can endure).
I had a kidney stone and it wasn’t that painful. Stubbing your toe hurts more. Especially for you you little Hobbit.
MsAnne I bet you wish you damn yourself up with a fist. I bet you’ve still got room to swing a cat, even if I was wearing a boxing glove.
Amateur.
Ouch!
He forgot to add HEY-OH!
I agree. That would’ve been a nice touch.
no. it would have been cheesy and ruined a perfectly good dick joke.
He should not have been skateboarding on mary jane.
Oh look at the woe is me expression. I have to live with that look every time my husband gets man flu.
Jeff looks like an aprehensive meerkat with a gay hand.
Man flu is lethal – there is no female strain of “man” flu as they couldn’t handle it. They’d die from the pain.
Crustylovelips – that must be why there’s no male form of pregnancy (which along with kidney stones, is one of the most painful experiences a human can endure).
I’m about done on the fisting jokes, but…damn it!
I had a kidney stone and it wasn’t that painful. Stubbing your toe hurts more. Especially for you you little Hobbit.
MsAnne I bet you wish you damn yourself up with a fist. I bet you’ve still got room to swing a cat, even if I was wearing a boxing glove.
you could**
*dam
Crusty, yes there is. It’s called the cold.
“This is also known as ‘Fishing for Sympathy’ or ‘Chronic Exaggeration’.”
Surely you mean “Fisting for Sympathy” or “Colonic Exaggeration”?
^fuck i love you.
<3