Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Good Fight

previous post: Not so Shore



  1. Did I just say yo? I hate myself.

  2. aww someone does care! Thank you Hobo and for the record, youre hilarious

  3. 10 words into the first post i got bored and skipped to the end. from the sounds of it the best post is the last one.

  4. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Fuck me.

  5. I hope all three of these wretched people see their postings made Lamebook, read our comments, and turn themselves inside out with shame.

    Just die. All three of you. Die horribly and alone.

  6. Can’t be bothered to read all of that, but does Elizabeth think Lori will actually read it? If Lori blocked her, she won’t see any of her posts, no matter whose wall it’s on.

  7. I skimmed it, thinking it might get better, but the consensus was right on: So. Bloody. Boring.

    This was lame only in the sense that it was a freaking novel of drama posted on FB. There was nothing funny-lame about it. Jane Austen novel’s are both more entertaining, and less drama-filled, that this drivel. And I *hate* Jane Austen novels.

  8. *than this drivel. Oy, long day…

  9. @13 jfwilliams, yeah seriously not kew…and I thought simply being blonde dumped my IQ down a few points, not sure I have much left after all of that. I too thought, “Hey, MAYBE somehow this could get good…okay maybe now…no? Okay…now? Nope. Oh shit I just read it all.” Honestly poor decision making on my part.

    @candid Helloooo!!! Off spilling my secrets to the internet again were you?

    @Everyone who read it all and complained because they too read it all and are now in dis belief: Ef our lives, poor choice. I think the general consensus was “Can’t believe I read that all.” or “Fuck that I did not read that.”

  10. Pretty much:
    Lori (Brittany’s mom) heard Elizabeth talking shit about Brittany at Brittany’s work.
    Brittany used to date Josh, who is currently dating Elizabeth.
    They are both whores. Elizabeth has bastard children (born out of wedlock) but she takes offence and starts bitching out Lori’s other daughter, Brittany’s sister, who has CP. (A disease)
    They yell at each other some more.
    Elizabeth is currently in college, but Brittany says it sucks because Elizabeth can’t spell.
    Josh comes in a tells Brittany that she’s a whore, and that she sucks black cock and that he loves Elizabeth.

    If this post describing the tl;dr post is tl;dr then: Dumb b itches fight.

  11. @ijklomarissa Her children may be bastard children but they are certainly not bastured children.

  12. @Stompeh- movie theatre. She watches movies and blows the guys with lights who come into the theatre sometimes.

  13. @blondebimbo: My mind automatically corrected that, it can only take so much.. horror! hahah, but I went backed and looked, and ended up cracking up 🙂

  14. cracking up because I missed the spelling.

    Damn you lamebook, posting before I’m finished so I post like four times in a row!

  15. @ijklomarissa I literally had to read it twice because I needed to be sure of what she was shooting for bastard children….then when she described the daddy situation I fully understood…that she not only didn’t know how to spell bastard, but didn’t even know what it meant. Double fail?

  16. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    Mad props to anyone who actually read this whole thing. I tried… and failed.

  17. tl;dr

  18. I read it all…and I wish I hadn’t. Brittany wins, just for the sake of having intelligence and proper grammar usage. Also, she didn’t curse every other word..intelligence > cursing when trying to make a point.

  19. I find fucking cursing when fucking trying to fucking make a fucking point fucking effective. FUCK! ASS!

  20. Also, I just noticed that Josh implies black men have lower standards for blow jobs than white men. Racist bastard.

  21. @mad2 Tourette’s Guy?

  22. SnookiWantSmushSmush

    The only joy I got from attempting to read that crap was watching the letters shift and move and twist…Gosh i love Ambien

  23. Keona I assume you mean the ‘FUCK! ASS!’? – that is from The Boondock Saints, quite possibly the world’s greatest film of all time (with the most disappointing sequel). It has the second-largest amount of use of the word ‘fuck’ of any commercial film (or is it 1st?).
    ‘Destroy all that which is evil… so that which is good may flourish.’

  24. 72, my body’s grown accustomed to it. Sadly, all I do is conk out.

    mad2, I’ve heard so many people say that movie kicks ass, but have still yet to watch it.

  25. I nominate SAUNKHOGBEN for Best Comment!

    @mad2 #69 (<–lol!) you almost got me starting to talk about BJ's again what with black men added into the mix and all (squee!). 😛 But, that statement alone was likely more than TMI.

    OK I'm gonna go knock down a few shots of Whatever-I-can-find-lying-around and attempt to read the original post here.

  26. Who are these people and where are these stores?

    I want to hear the real story. Maybe they’re having a sale on truth.

  27. After reading the whole thing, I can’t be botherd to read the comments, so in summary;
    Brit’s mother supposidly heared Liz “bad mouthing” Brit and Brit’s sister in Walmart.
    Liz supposidly hates Brit because she was Josh’s ex.
    Brit supposidly hates Liz because she is now with Josh.
    Josh puts in his two cents, making a dick out of himself, but at the same time causes everyone to shut their mouths.
    Anti-lulz happened when this comment was made.

    The End.

  28. All I have to say about this hole post after reading it completly is;

    WAL-MART = Epic

  29. I looked at this, thought to myself: “TL;DR”…..

    ..and then read it anyways.

  30. In my professional opinion, the people that can’t (or won’t) use the proper “theres” and “yours” are the same ones visit public bathrooms just to piss on the toilet seats.

    And if I had to be around someone who used the term, “kew” for “cool”, I’d rip my gorgeous red hair out by the roots.

  31. i can not be bothered to read this crap.

  32. but i can be bothered to tell you all about how I can’t be bothered to read it. I have priorities.

  33. Shelley… This black man would like you to elaborate

  34. Wow… I read it all, but my excuse is I’m used to reading stuff eve more badly written for work, and I seriously needed a break.

    What *really* matters here is Boondock Saints DOES kick ass and is a must-see, though not the sequel, unfortunately.

    This lurker thanks you for explaining tl;dr, I’ll take that advice next time!

  35. The saddest thing is that these people seem to be reproducing.

  36. At least Brittany is writing in paragraphs. I wanted to bang my head against my desk when I got to Joshua’s rant. It shows that he is one smart dude (sarcasm.jpg). Joshua should have a vasectomy or better yet, a castration so he doesn’t reproduce at all. Elizabeth sadly gave birth to children but should get her tubes tied so she doesn’t breed again.

    And I respect Brittany for defending her sister. Anyone who insults a handicapped person should be shot.

  37. mymomruinedfacebook

    I read the whole thing. Yall missed out on some hilarious shit in the middle,from Elizabeth who seems to be a lot dumber than Britney. It was so idiotic it was almost Michael Scott-like:

    “Also stories are stories. No one knows the real stories except the people in the stores. No one knows my real stories expect me. Like stories about you. Correct? I can hear stories all day long about you doesn’t mean they are correct cause only you would know. So these ‘stories’ could be right or wrong but you weren’t there and you don’t know me so there for you don’t know shit.”

    One of my favorites from Joshua’s speech:
    “next time your mom is at wal mart listening in to other people’s ‘supposed’ conversation, tell her to pick you up some fucking tissues, and both of you some diapers to put over your shit talking mouths you dumb cunt. no wonder you like the cowboys, your both fucking losers, and nobody gives a shit about either of you, go fucking figure.”

  38. I have no idea what’s going on. Elizabeth has some kind of problem with Lori and had to post about it on Joshua’s wall but Lori isn’t friends with Joshua so Brittney had to respond.


  39. Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  40. ROTFL @ carrieglitter!! I LOVE Billy Madison!

  41. Sorry, you couldn’t pay me any amount of money to sit and read through this. carrieglitter has made my day.

  42. I fully regret clicking “Read the rest of this entry >>”.

  43. Oh my god, why did I not heed #92’s warning…I regret everything and nothing.

  44. Blah blah blah blah something something… Aka tl;dr.

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