Monday, August 15, 2011

The Pre-Paid Prostitute

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  1. Uno.

  2. Meh.

  3. Too long, did read. FML…

  4. Brandy Alexander

    Who could possibly get this unless they were actually a hooker, or got laid at least once. Lame…

  5. Brandy Alexander

    I have to say, the concept is great – they’ll probably make a Hollywood movie out of it, soon – the execution’s really bad. In that sense, the Hollywood movie will probably cover all bases.

  6. Don’t want to be all FAKE!-style, but why is one of David’s comments lacking the Like-link and all the time and date details?

  7. @europe_rocks: because whoever submitted had to take 2 screen caps to get all of it and that part got cut off at the bottom of the first. Common sense, use it.

  8. Maybe I misread this, but I’m not entirely sure if this is a woman or a man…

  9. @tofupuppy Thanks for the explanation, you’re right, but no need to get insulting. I was just ASKING.

  10. @Anders: David didn’t actually say that the hooker sent all of the text messages so some of them could have been messages to her, which might be why some of them don’t sound like they’d be from her.

  11. That was SO boring.

  12. i dont even bother reading long posts.

  13. This reminds me of the season of The Wire in which the drug dealers were using pre-paid cell phones to stay ahead of the police phone taps. Except The Wire was interesting.

  14. David’s friends are easily amused obviously.

  15. Guess Ima bitchez wDave ’cause dat was frickin da sheet, yo

    (White girl fail.)

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