Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Sperm Return

previous post: National Treasure



  1. Brent seems like he will be the responsible parent. I don`t know why he blames Ashley for getting pregnant. Maybe she inseminated herself with his sperm after he disposed of the condom he used. Because otherwise I can`t think of another way of getting intentionally pregnant unless she lied about being on the pill.

  2. Fake.

  3. Ashley is a Whore.

  4. Jerry Springer material.

  5. Yeah, she gurgled it, then put it in butter to keep it alive. After he left, she made love to the butter…but only while Bjork was playing….because, that doesn’t make her clinch up……..as everybody knows.

  6. She told him she needed some sperm to make a cake…

  7. This is why you don’t wank off into sterilised jars and leave them lying around inside your psycho-girlfriend’s fridge.

  8. I fucked ashley. She came into my clinic looking for an abortion so I poked around her vag with my metal robot dong.

  9. ^^^ the fact that she’s still pregnant tells us your robot dong is of inadequate length. Nice try, though.

  10. Brent, learn a lesson from this. Fuck without a condom – permission given. You’re welcome.

  11. ^ Agree. Seems people don’t really know the consequences of sex anymore. I mean, what the hell are they teaching in schools these days?

  12. Wait, did he just say “using the baby as spawn between us is fucking disgusting” then say “I will always be here and my boy will know that”

    Insane in the membrane…

  13. I used my fourth son as a pawn in an ongoing battle between me and his mother.. Nope, sorry it wasn’t a pawn it was Queen.. I used my son as a Queen.

  14. Shut the fuck up.

  15. Floyd_the_Barber

    They’re getting back together. No question.

  16. Ashley and Brent are real crossover names, aren’t they?
    here we see them attached to some class-A (I’m guessing white)trash.
    Yet, the same names could just as easily belong to some grim-looking middle-class suburban nightmares.

    That’s the true spirit of egalitarianism. and fuck you for saying different.

  17. BorderlineDane

    sooooooooooooooooooooooo…after he fell asleep,she got up and very sneaky stole his sperm

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