Monday, May 2, 2011

The Truth Hurts

previous post: OsamaBook Part 3



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  3. Wow. Ozzy doesn’t know much about homosexuality, then. You can be really masculine and still be gay.
    He’s probably not getting hit on because they know he’s straight.

  4. I took a dump in Vancouver once.

  5. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Yeah, gays have gaydar. And there are always a lot of straight guys preying on girls at gay clubs, actually.

  6. I’m a straight male who lives in a very gay city (Atlanta) and I have a number of gay friends and it never ceases to amuse me how the guys who are the most paranoid about guys hitting on them are generally the least likely to be hit on. Is your six-pack covered by a keg? Does your hair look like it was a 5-dollar special courtesy of the meth-head next door? Do you wear Ed hardy? Yep, gay guys aren’t eyeing you. Get over yourself.

  7. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @5 Unless they’re running an old firmware version. You can upgrade your gaydar by connecting a usb cable to the mini-USB port, every gay comes with one and is located about 5 cm behind the RIM hole. Once connected to your iPad you can use software like Colonnizer to upload. Version Build 420 is a good stable version, with lots of extra’s.

    Hope this help!

  8. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @5 oh and a bit of advise, if you’re hitting on a girl in a gaybar, make sure you check for hidden appendages before you close the deal. No matter how well it’s tucked away, at some stage the truth will pop out.

  9. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @8 – I always wondered if that happens, do you just go with it depending on how drunk and/or high you are?

  10. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @9 Finding the wrong set of genitalia, tends to have a sobering effect….

  11. thickasawhaleommlette

    Ozzy probably not being hit on as he’s walking around with a baseball bat…. He’d get more clubbing success at the north pole, those baby seals don’t move anywhere near as quickly as those in the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar weooooooww!!

  12. Oh please. Dont’t be fooled. Ozzy is desperately trying to tell the world he is gay.

  13. Last one funny

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