Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Tuesday TypOHs!






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  1. Skipping to the end after the first 20 – you people cannot be serious? Lauren’s obv doing satire, you morans.

    No one types world-class AOL gibberish like that then snaps into perfect English except to make a point – one which, apparently, you all completely missed?

  2. wow – 50 comments from people bagging someone who’s written creative brilliance that sailed above your heads. Tight lives!

  3. These entities (Manuel, Lauren et al) are super-intelligent members of an extra-terrestrial conspiracy to re-condition the human race into a collection of mindless zombies, in order to facilitate their takeover of the planet with zero resistance. If you don’t believe that, then go and kick rocks, drink bleach and walk it out on glass, k thanks bye.

  4. @ scuter

    In case you haven’t realised it yet, lamebook’s comments section isn’t exactly a serious hangout. And I’d advise against acting as if you are the one and only high-grade intellectual with sharp perception and advanced analytical reasoning skills around here. Just a thought.

    Now go and kick rocks.

  5. Antarctic Circle, I want to thank you for lulling me to sleep. You are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  6. @24 & 44: I’m a professional translator and if I had to do that job, I’d bill the client upwards of $100. Let not your hard work go to waste!

  7. FFS you guys are idiots.

    Lauren is being ironic. Can you not tell by the last paragraph?

  8. I seriously need Ricky (from the screendump) and ‘athousandtimesno’ (from these comments) on my facebook to translate half the crap that people post.

  9. @wan this would have been a win for her if, in her alleged irony, didn’t misspell ESPECIALLY!

    It’s actually “lauRrr” that needs To “learn to spell shit the right way”. And if I’m not mistaken, isn’t it: learn how to spell…

    Too bad we are all laughing at her instead of seeing the point she was trying to make. Which I believe to have been none.

  10. Don’t @ me AC – save that crap for Twitter where it belongs.

    And I wasn’t acting anything of the sort – I was just shocked that not one in 50 comments posted recognised the fact that Lauren was doing a little creative writing.

    The fact that her talent – and if you don’t think it’s talent, you try splashing some AOL together and post it here – was instead ridiculed by most of you jokers shocked me. That’s all.

    And this is my 3rd comment lifetime here – so the only thing I’ve realised so far is posters here seem to lack the ability to distinguish between irony and morony [invented that word just now – don’t y’all wannabe academics jump on me for it not being in Websters yet]. It surely seems that is your MO. But I concede I’m basing these judgments on a very tiny sample size – specifically, this single comment thread.

  11. @scuter: kick rocks, drink bleach, and walk it out on rocks! K, thanks emo boy!

  12. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    athousandtimesno wins!

    I have a couple of questions –

    What the fuck is a government name?

    What is a whippdizzzle?

    Barbie shits on her?

    And by crackberry does she mean a raspberry injected with crack? That is the only explanation my brain can process for this utter arsewater.

  13. @ Insane – oh please don’t hurt his feelings by using the @ symbol … 🙂

  14. One more comment,
    why even go through all that to prove a point? Why bother with the aggravation of opening your inbox and receiving message after message from random guys Saying “Yo ma wht’s gud?” if you don’t want them messaging you, why not use proper English in your about me section?

    what’s the point of that? No sarcasm at all. Just want to understand lauRrr’s irony.

  15. @ Antarctic Circle: I know I have stepped over the line again. Oh no! I’ve done it again while talking to you. Lamebook has turned me into a monster!

  16. Don’t I just love stupid people!

  17. hey Ricky, I’ll*

  18. But you skanks don’t have the privilege to call me by my government? Wtf?

  19. And she likes make-up, shoes, hand bags, clothes, jewellery, big sunglasses, clubbing and guys. She ‘can’ be ‘girlie’.

  20. I wish I had a government name and some whipdizzle. FML
    *kicks rocks and walks it out on glass*

  21. Four words Laur: DRINK, YOUR, SCHITZO, MEDICINE! Honestly, I know some-one who suffers from schitzophrenia and he makes a hell of a lot more sense even when he’s drunk!

  22. haha, you’re a douche. i didnt feel like going all out on his grammar. i just wanted to attack the spelling. capitalization can be handled differently lol.

  23. I can’t even read that. What a knob.

  24. @iloveyourmum

    Neither can I, but all you really need to read is the final sentence!

  25. The impossible message has been translated, but let’s decipher the point she is trying to prove that scuter has pointed out. Here goes:
    1. People who message her fail to use her real name, which she makes a point of here: “First off, I have a name, use it.” So, i’m assuming she would like that people do use her proper name respectfully.
    2. She has proven she knows how to spell properly, though it would look a lot better if she hadn’t shot herself in the foot by spelling especially wrong.
    3. Lastly, she is tired of receiving spammed messages over and over again from illiterate men who want to beat the meat to her picture.

    I feel like such a kill-joy. Making fun of her rant seems like so much more fun, so i’m going to go with the fact that she’s a schizo and her intelligent personality with a sense of satirical comedy thought it was a good idea to clarify things at the end.
    Now I shall go and kick rocks, drink bleach and walk it out on glass, k thanks bye.

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