Friday, September 25, 2009

U Canz Be Kitteh 2


previous post: Crystal Cock ‘n’ Balls



  1. Hee hee, the vast majority of replies are exceptionally douchey as well.(Trillian etc.) Good to see the plebians havn’t lost their tall poppy sense of humour. Can’t we put aside these sub-sub-intellectual sarcastic wittiisms and embrace each other in soft, cuddley kitten love?

  2. I agree with constantine.
    Also, fuck people, get over yourselves. people are shit. Yes that includes me.

  3. having said that… The original thing is VERY lame.

  4. hahaha this made me laugh, and I adore kittens.

    Boz, you always crack me up. Be my friend?

  5. Silly c*nt

  6. This is why dumb people shouldn’t be told about god, it fucks them up more than most people who believe.

  7. This girl is scary and I am sure she is actually a psycopath


  9. @ #3 mcowles: I nearly pissed myself laughing over that. Way to blend the previous subject into another!

  10. The anthropomorphising of animals is utterly ridiculous.

    Cats are cold blooded killers – not just of mice or other prey animals, but a tom cat will rip kittens to shreds in order to induce their dam to go into heat again.

    They fight, fuck, puke and shit just like humans… this is true… but you can be damn sure your cat doesn’t feel the same way about you as you do about it – no matter what you think.

    I have two cats and they are fun pets… but that is all they are. They are NOT humans, and they are NOT intelligent. A two year old human is smarter than even the smartest cat I’ve ever seen.

    I will say this though… all those people around the world that think their cat is smarter than them… they are right, unfortunately.

    By the way, there is no better way to make a cat unhappy than to treat it like a human. They are not human and don’t have the same psychology – being a wuss with your cat doesn’t make it happy, it makes it confused. Treat it like a lower form of life, and your cat will be the happiest thing you’ve ever seen – because that’s what they expect.

  11. #60 makes me think of a morbidly obese classmate in high school who had issues with cats and talked about killing them all day.

    your cats sound retarded. you may have just had bad experiences. cats know cat people, and try their best to avoid those who fail epically. I pity yours.

    just like with dogs and humans, there is enough of an understanding in alpha-beta hierarchy that they understand the weak and strong, responding accordingly (and thus the variation in behavior).

    don’t try sounding pretentious, sweetie – your IQ is as high as those cats you internally loathe. jealous, much?


  13. Lau, i love you.

  14. Lau, that image was in my head as soon as I read this! Haha!

  15. I’m good with cats and dogs, but not such that I fell in love with the love

  16. Where I’m from, we put people who hear voices in mental hospitals.

  17. So, does this mean this person is in to beastiality? :s

  18. BEASTILITY more like best-ability.

  19. zoophilia erotica

  20. we’re all just kittenz inside right?


  21. Asians must have several inner kittens…..or is it dogs. I can never tell, but aparently they taste the same

  22. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

  23. Oh, so that explains what that smell in my room is. Thanks, unreal.

  24. great now I want to punch kittens

  25. I’m not sure whether I should feel creeped out, offended or mildly dirty in that “I’ve just been molested” kind of way….Possibly all three.

  26. Er – meow.

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