Monday, October 11, 2010

Uncommon Complications

previous post: Roughin’ It



  1. MEG, stop with the passive aggressive bullshit. I’ve been trying to be patient with you so far. Don’t fucking push me.

  2. MEG, you are either a genius troll or perhaps you should consider seeing someone over the suicidal thoughts…

  3. But I feel like I know you now. I want to see your flappy flower. The kind of proximity that we have makes it so much better.

  4. Passive aggressive bullshit? Where?
    I’ll ask again:


  6. I have to leave. Now. I’ll take what you boys have said under advisement. This is… ugh.


  7. Soup, come find me and I’ll show you whatever you want. As long as you promise to kill me afterwards.

    Listen people, on multiple occasions I have crashed the party that is Lamebook, and on multiple occasions I have tried to make it right. I’m just asking you people what you want me to do.
    The harsh reality is, more people want me dead than want me alive. Sure, I’ll be seeing someone about my suicidal thoughts, but I don’t see what good it will do.
    I just want to know what you want.

  8. Word, don’t leave us! A female perspective is critical in this time of convincing her to show her snatch. Or kill herself. Either way, you can make the difference.

  9. Fuck it, I’m off to molest Wordy. Had enough of this crap.
    Do whatever you want MEG, just don’t come on here whining about it and pissing all over our threads with your whiney bullshit.
    You sound like the worst kind of emo teenager.

  10. I don’t need convincing to kill myself. See ya.

  11. You keep asking what we want you to do. I keep telling you to show your tinkle-blossom. And then you ask what you should do. I think it’s pretty clear what you need to do.

    Give me your email, and we can discuss in private the best ways for me to kill you.

  12. One sure-fire way to realize your life isn’t as bad as you thought is to check into a psych ward on suicide watch. Very quickly your thoughts turn from death to ‘how do I get OUT of this place?’

  13. Very true Mad2. I was fortunate enou to be an expensive private psychiatric hospital. In fact it was so posh that Suicide Watch was presented by Bill Oddie. (This joke only comprehensible to a small proportion of the UK population)
    Suicide watch is a bitch though, you get a nurse come in and check on you every 15 minutes. Which means that your masturbation timing has to be spot on.

  14. I’m afraid, not being in the UK, that I don’t know who Oddie is. Damn ignorance that pervades America!

  15. He’s a comedian/naturalist (yeah we’re polymaths over here) who used to present nature programmes called Springwatch and Autumnwatch

  16. wow…. ummm…. wow…. lolol… what a freakbag!!

  17. Fuck me, I miss all the fun.

    I hate you all, not really, I love you, why are you staring at me, hmm lovely crayons.

    Gotta love the fruitcake.

  18. Holy shit look what went on while I was away!! Fucking nuts!!

  19. There aren’t many words for all that I missed tonight… Except this: DAMNIT I hate school for making me do an 8 page Position Paper while this was going on!!

    I have to say that I actually love you all for your comments (expect meg of course) but I especially love Word now, can you marry me too?? Your comment at #50 had me rolling!

    @Soup – 🙁 Are you talking about the Richard Walters video? I <4 that song! 😀 I put it back just for you b/c your Milli Vanilli comment was so hilarious. Oh, but I will not be sorry for being an American that loves Beavis and Butthead + Nine Inch Nails!

  20. NiN is an excellent project. I hope Trent gets back to doing that kind of thing in the future. I don’t think they’re the best at what they do, though; listen to Combichrist, Psychopomps, Grendel…
    Beavis and Butthead, however, do not appeal to me.

  21. lol I understand completely, B&B is an acquired taste.

    I definitely agree with you about NIN, I know they aren’t best as well; however, I think it’s more of a sentimental thing with me. NIN was one of the first I had heard in that genre back in the “90s”, I was too young to know about greater things. I learned quickly though – my second favorite band being Skinny Puppy. But I’ve been very sheltered lately with music

  22. WOW! I thought I’d lose interest but that was an awesome read. Even better than a Dan Brown book, but somehow less believable. This site has it all. Death by Soup sounds fun hehe
    DId I miss the titty pictures?

  23. My dear lamebook friends,
    I <4 you guys. I really do. But you all neeeeeeed to stop taking the bait. Not that I don't enjoy waking up to a good ol' 100 comment MEG fuck, but I find her particular brand of trolling boring, and I think it's about time we stop validating her existence.
    Lots of love (the naked kind),

  24. Ah you’re right june .. however CAPS is also right! what a great read when you’re skiving off work and need cheering up lol

  25. Besides she committed lambook suicide so at the very least she can’t come back here as MEG.

  26. I really don’t understand why she blows up like that, if she had made an entirely new identity to write that essay about DBZ she would still have been taken the piss out of, its dragon ball z for pete’s sake, its not exactly the epitome of cool, now, is it? If you are still reading this MEG, it was your comment, not you that people were taking the piss out of.

    Until you kinda exploded… then it was you…

  27. 1st one is incredibly fake.
    he wouldn’t have said “dude not on my wall”
    or whatever. he’d have deleted that shit
    as soon as he saw it. lamebook is getting,
    literally, lame.

  28. p.s. people taking other people seriously on the internet are pathetic. all of you arguing about the meg shit are pretty pathetic, and i don’t know if it has occured to you or not, but all of you seem disgustingly worthless at this point. who gives a fuck if you’re cool on Lamebook.

    how does that constitute being better than anyone else? being on Lamebook all the fucking time? I can never get on here and skim through comments for adequate feedback because the same damn people are spewing their shitty, pseudo-witty comments to and fro. and, just for the record? none of you are “witty”. you’re all pretty damn pathetic from the looks of these comments.

    so, yeah. i had to say something. i am now officially lame for engaging myself in this lame ass Lamebook comment drama shit.

  29. Everybody’s so cranky these days.

  30. @ peenmaster

    ‘people taking other people seriously on the internet are pathetic’
    re-read through what you have just written, it looks to me like you just called yourself pathetic.

    ‘how does that constitute being better than anyone else? being on Lamebook all the fucking time?’
    If you are referring to people implying they are better than MEG I would imagine that they are doing so because she has SERIOUS mental issues, not because they spend more time on Lamebook than she does (which actually, the majority don’t, MEG probably spends more time here than most of the other commenters put together)

    ‘I can never skim through comments for adequate feedback because the same damn people are spewing their shitty, pseudo-witty comments to and fro’
    I would rather read ‘pseudo-witty’ comments than this tripe, at least the people ‘spewing their shitty, pseudo-witty comments, at least they know that you put a capital after a full stop.

    ‘i am now officially lame’
    You said it.

  31. I miss good ‘ol one post troll Dan Fargis. Short and sweet is how I like it.

  32. *ol’

    (Also insert innuendo)

  33. Good lord, what a fucking spiral into a hole of shit. Or would that have been categorized as a clusterfuck? I have no idea, I need to look it up. But whatever that was, it was ugly. Come on guys, can’t we just talk about furries, and animal rape, and bestiality, and necrophilia? Wait, you guys were talking about necrophilia before I got here right?

    For heaven’s sake.

  34. whatever it was, ros, it was pretty compelling stuff! fucking insane, just how i like the internet

  35. @Taz:

    1) last time i checked, the importance of grammar to dumbasses on the internet pales in comparison to the importance of bashing others and inadvertently boosting evidently low self-esteem by responding with worthlessly rude comments for no apparent reason. correct me if i’m wrong?

    2) i admitted i was “lame” for calling people out for being dicks for no good reason, so good job elaborating on that by analyzing my entire spiel and attempting to fit in with the rest of the over-compensating dicks that post comments like yours.

    3) stating the flaws in the way other people treat other people via the internet and expressing how much it pisses me off definitely isn’t something any well-rounded person would consider “tripe”.

    yeah, i just numbered all of my shitty little arguments like a complete noob. please, feel free to call that out, too. =)

  36. oh, and ros, your comment made me laugh. =)

    but yeah, i totally agree.
    i shouldn’t have said anything about it, but reading crap like that, where people blatantly gang up on another person (regardless of their mental or physical stature) gets me heated. i admit, i’m being a hypocrite by posting comments. but it’s a free damn country, i’ll say what i want.

  37. i cant believe i missed all this. stupid root canal.

  38. @peen:

    1) I’m not entirely sure what you mean by this, but it sounds like you are basically saying that bad grammar is better than bad manners. If that IS what you mean then I have agree, but also point out that in one swoop you called pretty much every user of this site pathetic, disgustingly worthless, pseudo-witty, pathetic (again)and said they had shitty opinions. I don’t know about you, but I would call that pretty rude.

    2)If I was attempting to fit in with what you call ‘over-compensating dicks’ (very polite thing to call people by the way) I would have said something about your mother and/or probable virginity (which would probably have been a better response, to be honest)

    3) I didn’t say commenting on the way people treat other people on the site was tripe, I said what YOU wrote was tripe. Swearing a lot and calling people pseudo witty, pathetic, worthless, over-compensating dicks is not ‘stating the flaws in the way people treat other people via the internet’ its just being rude.

    As for ‘free damn country, i’ll say what i want’ it goes both ways my friend, everyone on here lives in a ‘free country’ (at least I would think so) and therefore has the right to say what they want too.

  39. GODAMMIT MEG SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Sorry love, but either laugh at yourself or leave this place. STOP RISING TO THE BVAIT, you are becoming a caricature of yourself. I’m sure you’re lovely, but if LAMEBOOK upsets you so, perhaps you should join a cross-stitch group with some elderly ladies who will be soothing. Tip: Ignoring people will get them to stop picking on you. Darlin, you really do kinda ask for it.

    And everyone else – pick on me today and leave MEG alone. I can take it, give it back, and share it aaaalll around <3

  40. loma, you like dragon ball z and it is therefore obvious to me why you are a virgin! And you hate teen mums. What is wrong with you and your views? GOSHDARNITT! You can sing though.

    *aaaah* I crack myself up…

    related note: agrees with loma.

  41. @taz – you busted me. I am indeed MEG. Currently I am hooked up to two internet accounts on two computers, with two lamebook accounts, shouting at myself. Also, I love Dragonball Z, it’s true. GODDAMMIT LOMA SHUT UP!! No, you shut up MEG. Hang on, I’m confused. Shit! I forgot I was using two computers. Let me take a photo of my vag right after I go punch that teen mum over there whilst singing an aria or two.

  42. @loma. you continue to make me LOL

  43. Lawl. I do feel sorry for the girl, but the internetz is not the place for a batshit crazy, christian republican with low self esteem. Lamebook even less so.

  44. I just signed up to say….WOW……at MEG…I’ve forgotten what the original post was about after all that.

  45. Wow. In the immortal words of Peter Griffin: “Shut up, Meg.”

  46. Hey guys,

    I just wanted to write a message to you all, and all the haters. I’m Meg’s boyfriend, have been for a few months now, my names Jade and what you’re doing to her is sick.

    She jus wants ta feel part of sumthin, and all you do is drive her off with what you say.

    I dont understand what we as a coupl hav done to deserv this? it’s really impacting on our second life imaginationship


  47. Since when are foxes felines?
    Or raccoons for that matter??

  48. MEG – I started reading all your comments but gave up halfway through because you are a liar.
    If you receive “pain and abuse” from STRANGERS who don’t stop you have 3 options:
    1) Accept it and SHUT THE FUCK UP;
    2) IGNORE IT;
    3) Leave and STAY AWAY.
    Any option would suit most people.

    In relation to your “psychological” state/condition you have 2 options:
    1) Get a Psychiatrist to medicate your brain and a Psychologist to re-train your mind because they are both fucked up;
    2) Remove yourself from the gene pool before you reproduce and contaminate it.
    Personally I would prefer the second option.

    It’s not right to constantly whinge about being picked on if you keep providing people with material, the choice is yours to make considering this is a free and open forum.

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