Wednesday, February 15, 2012

V Day Unwrapped!

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  1. I don’t really get what’s so funny about the first one.

  2. VD= Venereal Disease

  3. It’s funnier if you change venereal disease to “vaginal discharge”…

  4. ^ lmao

  5. Someone, please help me out here, why would any parent want to talk about their sex life with their children? What do they get out of it? It’s offensive, and just plain creepy. Unless of course if the child is in front of his friends and needs a good dose of embarrassment, other than that, there are no excuses…

  6. Yeah, I guess that makes more sense, CapnJaques. I only find venereal diseases amusing because I always have to sing the song in my head.

  7. Oh my god, I just realized how much better that song is when you think of VD in terms of vaginal discharge.

  8. #5. because teenagers are totally fucking irritating little upstarts. Watching them cringe with abject horror and – blissfully – Shut the Fuck Up, is one of the few pleasures life has for their parents.

  9. Children should not be embarrassed in front of their friends. They should be beaten until they shut their traps.

  10. So it’s mom is going to shove a hamburger patty up her poon-tang. What of it?

  11. Sandwiches are the scariest.

  12. Ah bollocks! *sandwitches

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