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Friday, July 15, 2011

Wins Before the Weekend

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1. GuinnessMan July 15th, 2011 at 8:12 am

   First…

2. hellababe July 15th, 2011 at 8:50 am

   I actually thought these were pretty funny. Yay.

3. Hawkbit July 15th, 2011 at 8:52 am

   Sean’s?

4. Saffer July 15th, 2011 at 8:57 am

   Once, in highschool, the girls all had to go for seld-defense classes. They actually advise that you wear skinny jeans if you’re going out drinking, rather than a skirt/dress because they’re much harder to pull off and thus giving you time to use your newly accquired skills on the rapist

5. daria July 15th, 2011 at 10:53 am

   Actually, it would be better to wear a skirt/dress, as it’s easier for a girl to run away with the skirt hiked up, than it would be for a bloke to chase her with his pants around his ankles.

6. littleredcorvette July 15th, 2011 at 10:58 am

   The last one is a repost, but here goes:

   Dear mom,

   I pissed and shit in my pants in front of everybody because they’re so tight I can’t remove them. Why did you let me leave the house looking like a moron?

   Your idiot daughter,
   Kimberly

7. velocirrober July 15th, 2011 at 1:36 pm

   What’s wrong with skinny jeans?

8. darthvader July 15th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

   I will use the force to rip her jeans off. Then the raping shall begin with my half burnt dick.

9. vaginalroundhouse July 15th, 2011 at 3:11 pm

   vader I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother Shmi Skywalker out for a seafood dinner and never call her again!

10. Damned by IKEA September 25th, 2011 at 3:38 am

    I’m gonna step in for my pal Vader. Shmi Skywalker is a saint!

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