Wednesday, August 25, 2010


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  1. If she had just put the car in reverse she would’ve been fine.

  2. If Tomtom tells me to turn left into the tree, I’m going to do it.

  3. Read The Hunger Games.

    *sidles out*

  4. Also this post is brilliant.

  5. I would want more than a seatbelt – maybe racing harness and roll bars.

  6. Her skills are improving though. Camera is only 1 quarter of a turn wrong.

  7. Damn female drivers.

  8. Wow. Let’s hope she never reproduces.

  9. Why can’t people rotate their photos? Drives me insane.

  10. GPS upside down? *head explodes*

  11. this reminds me of that episode of the office when michael turns into the lake because his GGPS says to…some people take them a little too seriously…also i’m wondering how she managed to get a driver’s license…

  12. @stopsign please don’t mention the office, you are going to start another war over which version is not shitty. If you don’t believe me then refer to yesterday’s post about foreskin.

  13. I blame the parents for that.

  14. This post gave a reason to live another day. Thank you 🙂

  15. we need a superhero who is dedicated to cleaning up the gene pool. fuck the streets. there isn’t THAT much crime, at least not compared to the rampant idiocy demonstrated here today.

  16. oh by the way, #6 for the win. walter you’re awesome!

  17. Lex, I’m with you on the gene pool cleanup. Alas, a lot of that cleaning up starts with the uneducated thugs on the street who dropped out of school, can’t spell, sell drugs for a living, and pimp out their hoes. I’m also up for deportation. I would love to send our problems to other peoples countries and let them deal with it instead. It’s as though the village idiots have multiplied in abundance these days.

  18. Nuff, I have to disagree with you on this one. Gene pool clean up should be two things: Sterilization and firing squads. The end.


  20. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    The gene pool certainly could use some bleach or maybe some algaecide

  21. This kind of stuff happens more than you think. People don’t update their GPS and die in the middle of the desert. Google it!

  22. So let me get this straight. There were two relevant facts here:
    1. ‘To my side there’s a forest with no road!’
    2. ‘But the GPS said turn!’
    And she turned? Actually even when there is a road you have to watch for it because the GPS accuracy for civilians is limited to something like a 50 foot uncertainty, so even if there were a road turning without looking first is a bad idea.
    In fact turning without looking is just a bad idea. Perhaps we should leave it at that.

  23. @dukey-looked back at the aforementioned post. i’ll keep my mouth shut on that from now on.

    GPS upside down… how did she not realize that it was upside down!?

  24. This pisses me off. Lamebook usually provides me with a lot of good laughs, but I am friends this girl on Facebook and I know for a fact that the comments have been completely photoshopped. Kind of pathetic, if you ask me. It would be funny if that’s what it really said, but it isn’t.

  25. supguysfriedchicken

    Two comments here:

    1. Any man who uses a GPS is not a man. Any woman who uses a GPS is retarded and a driving hazard.

    2. Julie should get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, which is the one place I would trust her not to mess anything up.

  26. Cry more, #24.

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