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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

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1. Stretch November 9th, 2011 at 6:05 pm

   Boo.

2. saidar November 9th, 2011 at 6:07 pm

   Y U NO FUNNY?

3. MsAnneThrope November 9th, 2011 at 6:21 pm

   failing to give a shit here

4. Saffer November 9th, 2011 at 6:38 pm

   Ian’s limerick was quite good, Kimberly is being an ass.
   Although I don’t know what that whole post was about or why on earth it’s on lamebook.

5. coupe November 9th, 2011 at 6:53 pm

   the beats are wrong for both limericks…

   it’s:
   9
   9
   5
   5
   9

   too many syllables throw the whole rhythm off

6. Hawkbit November 9th, 2011 at 7:32 pm

   This does not belong on lamebook

7. Elvishswimmer November 9th, 2011 at 7:32 pm

   I agree with coupe, not limerick sounding at all

8. mr.mcgruffy November 9th, 2011 at 7:53 pm

   penis

9. MarioDragon November 9th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

   Can someone ban mcgruffy? Heard that comment a billion times and it wasn’t even good the first time

10. Steeeever November 9th, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Ya mr.mcgruffy you really should quit being so shitty and repeating the same stupid comment over and over…..
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

11. LadyAngora November 9th, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    there once was a man from the ‘sticks’
    who liked to compose limericks,
    but he failed at the sport
    ’cause he made them too short…
    …

    :/

12. oilersfan November 9th, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    I liked Ian’s poem. Kimberly’s was stupid and she clearly has no idea what “iambic pentameter” is.

13. Ripp3r November 10th, 2011 at 1:00 am

    I hope you mean oilershockeyfan. Liking them would make you stupid, seeing as they haven’t been relevent since Gretzky. The point I’ve come to make is that Intelligence!=Knowledge

    What a dumbass bitch, I bet she can’t recite pi either. What a stupid sloppy cunt for not knowing the intelligence per level that andromeda gains.

14. cheesuschrist November 10th, 2011 at 3:03 am

    ‘Flared Nostrils, puckered lips, bared teeth’

    Sounds like round at my house on ‘Fuck a Granny with a Curried Cock Night’… (Tuesday nights)

15. someone November 10th, 2011 at 6:31 am

    Limericks aren’t written in iambic pentameter.

16. dakyras November 10th, 2011 at 6:42 am

    The fifth line isn’t in iambic pentameter, anyway; it’s a mixture of iambic, dactylic and anapestic metric feet

17. someone November 10th, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Amphibrachic trimeter. .-. Though I would concede that the third and fourth lines are anapestic (..-) and there are only two feet.

    Take the clean version of the Nantucket limerick:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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