Ya mr.mcgruffy you really should quit being so shitty and repeating the same stupid comment over and over…..
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
I hope you mean oilershockeyfan. Liking them would make you stupid, seeing as they haven’t been relevent since Gretzky. The point I’ve come to make is that Intelligence!=Knowledge
What a dumbass bitch, I bet she can’t recite pi either. What a stupid sloppy cunt for not knowing the intelligence per level that andromeda gains.
Amphibrachic trimeter. .-. Though I would concede that the third and fourth lines are anapestic (..-) and there are only two feet.
Take the clean version of the Nantucket limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Boo.
Y U NO FUNNY?
failing to give a shit here
Ian’s limerick was quite good, Kimberly is being an ass.
Although I don’t know what that whole post was about or why on earth it’s on lamebook.
the beats are wrong for both limericks…
it’s:
9
9
5
5
9
too many syllables throw the whole rhythm off
This does not belong on lamebook
I agree with coupe, not limerick sounding at all
penis
Can someone ban mcgruffy? Heard that comment a billion times and it wasn’t even good the first time
Ya mr.mcgruffy you really should quit being so shitty and repeating the same stupid comment over and over…..
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
there once was a man from the ‘sticks’
who liked to compose limericks,
but he failed at the sport
’cause he made them too short…
…
:/
I liked Ian’s poem. Kimberly’s was stupid and she clearly has no idea what “iambic pentameter” is.
I hope you mean oilershockeyfan. Liking them would make you stupid, seeing as they haven’t been relevent since Gretzky. The point I’ve come to make is that Intelligence!=Knowledge
What a dumbass bitch, I bet she can’t recite pi either. What a stupid sloppy cunt for not knowing the intelligence per level that andromeda gains.
‘Flared Nostrils, puckered lips, bared teeth’
Sounds like round at my house on ‘Fuck a Granny with a Curried Cock Night’… (Tuesday nights)
Limericks aren’t written in iambic pentameter.
The fifth line isn’t in iambic pentameter, anyway; it’s a mixture of iambic, dactylic and anapestic metric feet
Amphibrachic trimeter. .-. Though I would concede that the third and fourth lines are anapestic (..-) and there are only two feet.
Take the clean version of the Nantucket limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.