Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Baby Bitchin’

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  1. There is no other city in America where you could pass that crazy rant off as “eh, it’s just Ithaca” and have it make total sense.

  2. tarynw, you haven’t visited Portland, Oregon, I take it? They got hippies by the herd.

  3. Miss Shegas, what part of Portland were you in? I’ve lived in Portland my entire life and I’m pretty sure if I heard someone say they wanted to eat their own placenta I’d think they were batshit crazy.

  4. I’ve lived in Portland my entire life, too. And I’m a nanny. And I’ve never heard of anyone eating their placenta. Where do the hippie hoards roam?

  5. Miss Shegas, my daughter is part-hippie in Portland. She & her friends practice things like “If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down” but I guarantee they would NEVER eat a placenta. They are vegans.

  6. Holy fucking christ. TMI.

  7. I’m pretty you’re not gonna hang out with your old friend Shawn now

  8. Ewwww, and I thought eating your own snot was gross!

  9. Eating your own placenta and doing all kinds of weird shit with it is actually becoming super common.
    That website talks about all the “amazing” things it can do for you.

    I can’t even LOOK at a placenta, let alone imagine eating one…

  10. Meh. Can’t see what’s so bad about eating placenta. Except that it looks like a giant purple liver, and there ain’t no way I’s eating anything that looks like liver.

  11. My mom wanted to eat the placenta, but I beat her to it. They yanked me out of that womb, and I was just gnawing on that thing like it was beef jerky.

    She got even by circumcising me. With her teeth.

  12. How very rude of her, Soup

  13. I just remembered a walk through Target a few years ago when I stumbled upon placenta SHAMPOO. I have no intention of eating placenta that comes out of me and I certainly don’t want to rub someone else’s all over my head. Ew

  14. @mwnci tal

    I thought so too, but luckily I get off on the rough stuff. She tried to be the good mom and kiss it to make it better, so I blew in her eye.

  15. gotta go throw up brb.. yuck!

  16. Why the f is she living in ithaca and taking classes at LCC (which is a community college btw, they let anyone in. Usually that doesn’t mean anything bad, but in this case, I feel its apropos to bring up) that is like an hour-hour and half drive every freaking day. And LCC doesn’t have dorms either.

    Also, I actually was able to find her on facebook, and Shawn totally does not have her as a friend on facebook. HAHHAHAHA.

    PS it is crazy creepy how easy it was to find her based off her post. And her 10 previous cities she lived in, and her phone number, and their current address. Just hit google search and type in the name. 0_0 Its really, really creepy. Makes me want to delete facebook all together. Not that, that would probably help very much.

  17. also, MSU has a co-op all natural living area so I don’t know why they wouldn’t live there.

  18. Aries , the creepy part is you looking it up , just saying …

    You know that she is going Wicca Witch next and chanelling al that alternative energy towards you and your Sherlock Holmes google skills is what awaits you !

    Consider yourself warned

  19. There is a girl in my brothers class (he goes to LCC) named Elizabeth that is married to a Shane who drives like an hour and half every day to get to class. Obviously, I thought it might be them! Since, I though it might be someone I could actually run into, curiosity got the better of me. I must admit.

    I realized that I didn’t know the girl’s last name, so I used my schools (I go to MSU) people google (yes, msu has a google like search engine that gives you the names and permanent address, local address, majors and years of any student) and found his last name and realized that it wasn’t him, when the third student name I came across was this lovely duo’s Shane. I didn’t trust it though, and was surprised at how eerily effective MSU’s people search is, and so I gave it a try on google and then their whole life story jumped out at me. Go ahead and give it a try. Search our president’s name, or some coach or player. You will be surprised. 😛 Needless to say, I’m contacting my school and having them remove my information from their listing.

  20. So by saying that at LCC they let anybody in you are actually dissing your own brother :p

    Nice , and you are spot on BTW , privacy is a thing of the past. Stalking used to be a hard job , now it’s just freakin easy.

  21. god. too much information

  22. I am in no way insulting my brother! Community colleges are notorious for having a wide variety of people running the full scale of intelligence and life stories.

    It’s not an insult if you could have went elsewhere, and chose to go there to save money. Community Colleges let anyone in, and just place them in remedial classes and basically make them take high school level courses over again if they do not have the education and/or intelligence to get into a University. Many people who go there however, are perfectly capable of getting into other schools but choose to go to a community college to take their required courses that will have no real impact on their chosen majors. They do this because it is about much, much cheaper. My brother is saving about 15,000 dollars a year going there. I wouldn’t say that is stupid at all. But when you go to a school like that, you also end up sharing a campus with some pretty stupid people.

    Do they have something similar in your country?

  23. Soup, why does that not surprise me with you?

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