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Friday, March 30, 2012

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1. gungalagunga March 30th, 2012 at 8:08 am

   I think it’s supposed to say santana

2. Stretchza March 30th, 2012 at 8:10 am

   a santans – is that the devil at christmas time?

3. CapnJaques March 30th, 2012 at 8:20 am

   Santans has some awful perky nipples for it being so hot in hail! and, only squirrels will love that Jesus with that huge fucking acorn dangling from his bling!

4. mass March 30th, 2012 at 8:21 am

   I think it’s Southern for ‘sun tans’.

5. CHUCHO March 30th, 2012 at 8:45 am

   That’s not an acorn–it’s the Jesus Butt-Plug.

6. MsAnneThrope March 30th, 2012 at 8:47 am

   Santans nips are hard because all the bad girls and boys go to hell.

7. imaginepieces March 30th, 2012 at 10:31 am

   If this WAS Jesus at the DMV I believe he would be saying, “Um… excuse me sir? ¿Señor? You have cut me in line. I mean, I’m certain you’re in a huge rush to get back to your less than minimum wage job, pero… ¡No me gusta!” (MY Jesus is multilingual)

8. stubbyholder March 30th, 2012 at 11:48 am

   Jesus at the DMV ?

   W.W.J.D. – What Would Jesus Drive?

9. sirjoshuaofgeorgetown March 30th, 2012 at 3:07 pm

   Jesus would part the red tape

10. beatusmongous March 30th, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    Jesus would drive a white Ariel Atom. Don’t ask me why, because only He knows.

11. beatusmongous March 30th, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    And Moses would part the red tape. Jesus would turn the red tape into wine.

12. Dawn of the Dan March 30th, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    If you love Jesus, make the effort to capitalize His name.

13. MsAnneThrope March 30th, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    jesus can fucking blow me

14. MsAnneThrope March 30th, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    actually, that isn’t entirely true – jc is harmless enough – it’s his fucking fan club who can blow me.

15. zocks March 31st, 2012 at 12:01 am

    Petronela, eh? Does she have a sister named Citronella?

16. laugh.out.loud March 31st, 2012 at 12:20 am

    Hallelujah!

17. CapnJaques March 31st, 2012 at 1:21 am

    As long as everyone acknowledges that the “red tape” is something Jesus dispenses from his vagina once a month! and WWJD? He’ll cry if he fucking wants to, that’s what!

18. Bacchante March 31st, 2012 at 6:42 am

    Santans? Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.

19. mithra27 March 31st, 2012 at 9:32 am

    What does that person have against such a pretty flower? Santans are awesome.

20. Hawkbit March 31st, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Look at them nips

21. ToTheFlames April 2nd, 2012 at 12:56 am

    Jesus looks like a faggot

22. MsAnneThrope April 4th, 2012 at 3:31 am

    yeah sure. but that’s not jebus.
    jebus lived in the desert.

    jebus certainly was not a blonde.

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