Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I Smell T-R-U-B-L-E

I Smell TRUBLE

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  1. I would like to see her explain some of this.

  2. Alex, yes. Absolutely. While you’re at it, gently let her know that she desperately needs to invest in a remedial English class.

  3. @nick, Copy and Paste is a handy tool to make stupid people appear intelligent.

    The reason this is lame is because stupid people, particularly girls, piss me off. It’s simple: you’re either a hoe-bag or you’re not. Just come clean about it and quit beating around the bush.

  4. she’s also a whore

    “once u get me started i have to go all the way ;)”

    LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SMILEY

    that girl will suck your dick for saying hello

  5. @alex

    please do! She’ll try to defend herself.

    It’ll be an epic battle of wits.

  6. $5 says she’s a sorostitute at some whack ass state college. Another $5 says the only reason half of those things are listed is because everyone else likes them. A girl like this watching Family Guy or South Park? Let alone listening to AC/DC or Led Zeplin. I think she’s only honest in her favorite movies & books, well and her ‘About Me’ obviously.

  7. I want to kill her STRICTLY for the Lenin McCarthy comment!!!!! Horrible horrible girl!

  8. Lenin & McCarthy is ACTUALLY the name of a band. They originated from the UK. They released the cd “the 25th of May” through the label BMG.

    But this girl is still dumb.

  9. Other than Twilight she can’t “red?”
    You don’t say….
    Though if you want to catch yourself an Edward you better stop going all the way

  10. Full House is her favourite TV show. That explains everything. Now back away from the fluffhead very, very slowly.

  11. My dream girl!

  12. No 25th may is the uk band and their album was Lenin and McCarthy

  13. @Lithi

    You leave Full House the hell alone!

  14. Meh, they’re not a patch on Stalin and Garfunkel.

  15. the movie twilight really blues

  16. wowzers i see what u did there

  17. I call bullshit. If your favorite TV show is ‘Full House’ and you say crap like “4 eva” you do NOT listen to Led Zeppelin and AC/DC.

    Oh wait, she says she likes “led zeplin” and “acdc.” Those must be different bands entirely. My mistake.

  18. Am I the only one who thinks this screams undercover officer? Start with some very intelligent word games, throw in a few misspelled pop culture references, and add sexual innuendo. Represent as an underage girl, and sit back and wait.

  19. I agree with double agent – impersonations of children by adults are both obvious and super-creepy, whatever their motivation.

  20. I know this little girl. her e-mail address is projectlolita@metro.co.uk. she really goes all the way!!

  21. It makes no sense:
    It’s either cliche or contradictory

    She’s probably a policeman masquerading as a slutty under-age tart

  22. sigh…

  23. Lenin and McCarthy? Really? *internet slap*

  24. Obviously, no one got her started on spelling and grammar lessons.

  25. Books: Twilght other then that i dont know how to red

    Yeah, you don’t really need to know how to read to be able to read Twilight.

  26. LENINIST S/DOB!

  27. Haha! Favourite music: Lennon and McCarthy! Bloody idiot.

  28. You’re out of your element, Raab.

  29. Damn communist!

  30. This is every dumb wench’s profile.

  31. “Twilight, but other than that I don’t know how to red”

    I swear to god, I just about cried.

  32. It’s really chris hansen’s undercover profile

  33. In Soviet Russia and McCarthy America, music listens to YOU!

  34. This person has just ruined Three Days Grace, Led Zep and AC/DC forever.

  35. holdmeclosertonydanza

    Doug said it best.

  36. I Spell trouble.

  37. Ok…Twilight and Breakfast at Tiffany’s should not ever be listed together. For any reason. EVER.

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