Monday, February 22, 2010

James, the King of Lame

previous post: Too Much Monday



  1. And slim, don’t forget the weed.

  2. I don’t have everything except a 50-gallon drum of lube. How about a 25 gallon tuba lube.

    I know… I’ll go stand in the corner.


    We can Effiel Tower her and even finish her off in an Arch De Triumph. But she’s not no regular Notre Dame, so you have to promise that you Louvre her as much as I do. And don’t you dare have De Gaulle (airport) to lie to me!

  3. I DO have*… damn typos.

  4. Oh mcowles, I’m loving you more by the minute.

  5. And I used to play trombone, which hopefully conjures a whole new set of mental images. Perhaps some slide grease is in order…

  6. @Anna

    I’m assuming you haven’t picked up your trombone in years. It’s a sad, sad thought. You should get it out, when Slim and myself are there. It’s ok if it’s old and if you’re not as good as you used to be. I’m sure Slim and myself would still love it if you performed the rusty trombone for us.


  7. I think I made a grammatical error there. I’m glad the grammar nazis aren’t here.


  9. You’re right, it has been a while. I would have to build my chops back up and do some stretching. But some things are just like riding a bike. A slippery bike that leads to orgasm. I’m also proficient on the flute.

    What what?

  10. …. man, I need to add my hot english teacher from high school to my facebook list.

  11. @dawnstar – yes, everything DOES equal sex. That’s why words are so much fun. Most of them have multiple connotations, and generally at least one of those connotations relates to sex.

  12. @mcowles – If only students knew who teachers were in real life. They might be shocked and appalled. Or pleasantly surprised.

  13. @11 The day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!

  14. Teachers are some of the biggest pervs I know… Adding you to the top of that list Anna… Anyone that would let mcowles and I plow them is 2 steps above retarded, 3 steps below insane and right in step with me

  15. Yay, it’s good to be appreciated. I have to admit, though, that I might get one more step toward the insane side of the spectrum, possibly two. Of course, if I can admit that, does that make me less insane? Much love slimjayz 🙂

  16. I hope not… Insane is good… Increases the changes you’d do freaky things with me 😉

  17. Ah, but you’re oh-so-married. Pity really…

    It’s the mania that makes me a freak. Sometimes I’m just really down for slow wet head and a bit of the old in-out-in-out.

    I’m closet vanilla 😉

  18. James seems like a pretty cool guy

  19. @ Slim, Anna, mcowles and eenerbl – would you guys please just have an orgy already and stop leaving people hot and bothered at work? 😉


  20. @CMCo6

    *kicks the dirt* fine… I guess.

  21. James, you make being an Asshole seem like a craft, and if it were you would be excellent at it, takes alot of time and practice being the douche that you are.Keep it up, you might get somewhere with it………..NOT!

  22. Damn, the sad thing is, you have to make the decision to put in a lot of effort to come across that ignorant.

  23. Thanks James; it’s because of people like you that the rest of the world sees Americans as dipshit-losers. Eat ass.

  24. Fresherthanfebreeze

    the different dates make this unredeemable, thought he was hacked by a friend or something but this is just…

    -.- Wtf

  25. oh for the love of all things holy

  26. James here is a gentleman and a scholar, and you’re all just jealous.

  27. Lmfao, James is fucking epic. Everything sucks until you get to the Asian update, which just seals the deal for epicness.

  28. Too bad he stole it from family guy.

  29. james hubbard lolz

  30. John Players Standard

    I made this account just to let you guys know that lots of people make facebook accounts just to troll there friends log. Like me I don’t ever post anything serious. All my posts are to fuck with peoples heads especially my cunt ex girlfriend cuz she likes to stalk me.

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