This is a classic example of how lame people are when they compare their lives to a TV show or some pop culture group. Everyone wants to think of themselves as “crazy”–a peculiar notion in and of itself–but outright stating it immediately domesticates whatever you’re doing to this label, which itself is shaped by pop culture.
THAnkkkkkk gooodnessss humanittyyyy evennsss us out!!!!!! or elseee therrrreeee mightttt be a chaaannnnceee of sommmeee ho baggg Illiterates innn thiiss worrldd!! yoooo!!!! KRAZYY!!!
:DDDDDDDD
Kelly, can you handle this?
Michelle, can you handle this?
Beyoncé, can you handle this?
I don’t think they can handle this!
Barely move, we’ve arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don’t you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it’s time for takeoff
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don’t think you can handle this!
I’m about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I’m from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can’t help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I’m hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let’s cut a rug while we scat some jazz
[Scatting]
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
These comments are on the verge of becoming a Lamebook entry of their one, at which point the entire internet will collapse into itself Ouroboros-style and disappear altogether. You don’t know the forces you’re toying with, Jen.
I always imagine people who respond using song lyrics as a comeback are doing the literary equivalent of a “dance-off”: both out-dated, meaningless, and stupid as hell.
translation for Jen: omg ur are soooooo laaaaaame omg llllloooolllll 😀 😀 😀 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cassidy (#33), if this girl is only 13, that really isn’t a mitigating factor. On the contrary, it makes me want to slap her even more. And her parents.
#1, “In essence, this post made me kill myself.” – Two thumbs up for that.
This is a classic example of how lame people are when they compare their lives to a TV show or some pop culture group. Everyone wants to think of themselves as “crazy”–a peculiar notion in and of itself–but outright stating it immediately domesticates whatever you’re doing to this label, which itself is shaped by pop culture.
In essence, this post made me kill myself.
THAnkkkkkk gooodnessss humanittyyyy evennsss us out!!!!!! or elseee therrrreeee mightttt be a chaaannnnceee of sommmeee ho baggg Illiterates innn thiiss worrldd!! yoooo!!!! KRAZYY!!!
:DDDDDDDD
WHY IS THIS ON HERE?!!!
I imagine her words are all elongated because she’s falling from a cliff and the world suddenly seems right again.
Jen,
because it’s lame.
This post highlights the tragic combinations of drugs, typing while operating a jackhammer. Very sad.
instead of a reality show, you made it on LAMEBOOK! craaazy stuff!
OHH YA? WELL GUESS WHAAAT
Kelly, can you handle this?
Michelle, can you handle this?
Beyoncé, can you handle this?
I don’t think they can handle this!
Barely move, we’ve arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don’t you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it’s time for takeoff
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don’t think you can handle this!
I’m about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I’m from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can’t help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I’m hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let’s cut a rug while we scat some jazz
[Scatting]
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
please stop
These comments are on the verge of becoming a Lamebook entry of their one, at which point the entire internet will collapse into itself Ouroboros-style and disappear altogether. You don’t know the forces you’re toying with, Jen.
Women that think describe themselves online as crazy and beautiful are, more often than not, barely average and psychotic…
Wooooooo thats laaaame. loooooooooooool.
Sorry, keyboard was fucked, keys were sticking.
But Jens just lame.
It’s double lame that Jen has to ask why her post is on lamebook. She just doesn’t get it.
im glad people like jen exist. a little frightened, of course, but in the end i feel that it makes people like me feel better about everything.
I always imagine people who respond using song lyrics as a comeback are doing the literary equivalent of a “dance-off”: both out-dated, meaningless, and stupid as hell.
translation for Jen: omg ur are soooooo laaaaaame omg llllloooolllll 😀 😀 😀 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jen isn’t even real, same person who was vanessa in the confidence reeks post. That’s lame.
I like how the stock facebook profile pic was blurred out though…
I wonder what she sounds like in person
I just logged on to offer condolences to whoever has to put up with this in their feed.
This Jen chick appears to be actually brain damaged…
Jen is bat-shit crazy……
I normally just lurk, but the comments have become their own awesome meta-lame and I just had to say kudos.
SSSSHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
Dratic, same problem as yours, stupid keyboard,,
We ganagsters do so many crazy stuff.
but seriously people, be kind to Jen. As you can see by her “emoticons,” if you will, she simply has 12 mouths.
I bet this comment refers to a night that never happened, with a friend that never existed.
Thiiiis maaakes meeee waaaant tooooo goooouuugggeeee myyyy eeeyyyyeeesss oooouuuuttt.
Sorry…I couldn’t resist.
I just want to know what ganagsters are.
LOL Abbers. I didn’t pick up on that.
“…but we’re like crazy and beautiful”
No you’re not, you’re just a fucking moron.
Its going to be the most gangster sleepover ever! (Excuse me, “eva”!) We’ll do facial masks and put on our jammies, and do a drive by. So fun!
I’m glad Lamebook had the respect to blur out this stock profile picture.
Sem, my name says it all.
Also lamebook is stepping up it’s ‘hiding the identification of someone’ skills! way to go on the blurring of the stock profile pic!
guys, i actually know this girl. stfu. she’s only 13.
ill vouch for the 12 mouths thing.
Cassidy (#33), if this girl is only 13, that really isn’t a mitigating factor. On the contrary, it makes me want to slap her even more. And her parents.
#1, “In essence, this post made me kill myself.” – Two thumbs up for that.