Monday, April 26, 2010

More Terrible Tats

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  1. I’m pretty sure the lyric of “Wonderwall” is “you’re gonna be the one THAT saves me”. Not WHO saves me.

  2. Lamebook, why post only one additional picture upon clicking “read the rest of the entry”?

    Now THAT is lame.

  3. Hello salaamthebody

    I enjoy your name, but do find that the addition of A’s in your username deserve a….wait for it…..salaam in da face
    just sa a a a a a a a in

  4. Oh and while Laquineeshass at it…Deares HoBo…de stupid band you luv (4 whateva reeson) deserve ta disappear into der own OASIS. Girl, u need ma help!

  5. AAAA?

  6. Ugh… I love Oasis, but seriously, Wonderwall is NOT that great.

    Also, seriously, it’s an apostrophe and an additional letter that would save her from looking even more stupid than she already does.

    People get such stupid tattoos…

  7. Unless HoBo is a mail..den I truly meant to say…wait for it…Boy come to mama

  8. Don’t wanna be a douche..but don ‘t they alternate between ‘that’and ‘who’?

  9. Katemonster, I completely agree with you! New tattoos look disgusting. Can you not wait a week to post a picture on Facebook for all the world to see? Is it necessary to take a picture in the parlor, especially when your skin looks like you have tinea versicolor?

  10. Chewbacca shagger

    Hobo, I think Oasis give themselves enough credit for everyone. I dont think there have ever been any members of a band (i refuse to call them artists) that i would really love to just punch in the face whenever they open their mouths. And i am not a violent person.
    I have a tat that is a logo/brand but i chose it after playing with the companys products for 20 years. No one can see it and in this country not too many people know what it means either.

  11. I think her skin looks hella better around the tattoo where the fake tan has been wiped off…

    Its that nasty skin around the tattoo I wouldnt be posting…

  12. fresh ink leaves that weird black-ish smear around the tattoo. i think that’s all it is.

  13. I have a lyric on my ankle, but it is spelled correctly, small, and has very significant meaning to me. When people ask what it says I never repeat the lyric and just explain the concept of the entire tattoo. THAT is the way to pull of a tattoo with lyrics.
    Getting some overplayed song on your body with spelling errors is just stupid.

    This girl deserves an awful tattoo.

  14. so princess, what does your tattoo say?

  15. and yeah, I thought it was a guy too, it looks like a guy body.

  16. Ahah, Princess, I made the mistake of telling people mine were lyrics…. I won’t be doing that ever again.
    But mine has a very significant meaning to me. Isn’t that all that matters? :]

    @Anna, Same! I thought she (?) was a guy too, but now I’m not sure… ahah

  17. Halee spells as well as her parents obv. fucking idiots.

  18. I’m used to the misspelled tattoos by now. What I find rather unsettling is the fact that there appears to be a young child sitting behind our subject in the first picture.

    Oh, and the second guy should’ve had Chipotle pay him for the ad space before he went through with it.

  19. I wish that misspelled tattoos hurt worse than usual.

  20. It pains my heart to break the 69 comment run.
    Hurr hurr hurr.

    Also, more to the point, people with spelling mistakes in their tattoos make me want to punch a fucking orphan in the face.
    This is on you for life. One day, unlikely as it is, you might actually learn how to spell and you’ll forever be tarnished with a reminder of your utter lack of common sense.
    Laser treatment? Don’t be ridiculous. You can’t even fucking spell, Walmart don’t pay you that much.

  21. i love malteaser too

    I don’t get the urgency to take a shot of the tattoos. I mean, they are going to be there for a long time, you don’t HAVE to take the shot of them while the skin around that tattoo is still stinging and make them look lamer than they already are.

  22. Has no one noticed the lyric is actually ‘You’re gonna be the one THAT saves me’?! This has failed on more levels than you realised

  23. @ terrybloke, many people have noticed and mentioned the mis-lyric… like scotty b and chalmersrox.
    also, of course if “she’d” put ‘that’ instead of ‘who’ it would have knocked off the whole symmetry. that whole extra letter just kills everything. 😛

  24. @Terry, Yes. I guess that would’ve thrown the alignment further out of wack. *rolls eyes

  25. Of course. I forgot that it’s acceptable to spell words wrong and have incorrect lyrics as long at the tattoo ‘evens out’.

    It isn’t, however, acceptable to have Oasis lyrics tattooed anyway.

  26. I want to smack Halee sooooooooooo hard. what a dumb broad.

  27. the tattoo’s lame ok, but they didn’t make a mistake with the ‘who/that’ ffs.

  28. Those lyrics are actually totally wrong. But hey ho, I’m not the one with a shit tattoo

  29. Nice song, lame tattoo. Personally I’d rather have album artwork tattooed, I mean a picture really is worth a thousand words, especially if it’s from a Tool album, in which case it’ll be worth 10 000 words, heh.

    And did anyone else think of South Park when they saw the Chipotle tattoo?

  30. Halee got the lyrics wrong. It SHOULD be:

    Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna get a sh!t tattoo.
    By now, you should have figured out it’s a stupid thing to do.
    I don’t believe that anybody thinks that it is cool, except for you…

    So Halee….
    You gonna get laser surgery?
    And when that’s done…..
    You should consider an English co-o-ourse.
    Or wind up on Lamebo-o-ok.

    Put that into word, use justify, change it to size 36 then print it off and cut it all out. You can stencil it on instead. Right across your back, for everyone to peak at through your ripped up shirt.

  31. Hahaha @ Fred. Great lyrics…

  32. @Nantaise; “make the impossible a possibility”
    I personally don’t think it’s lame, but that’s just me.

  33. Halee is such a lying twat it’s not even funny.

  34. Did anyone mention the fringed shirt Haylee is wearing?

  35. Am I the only one who thought #2 said “cockstore” at first glance?

  36. Chewbacca shagger

    I had to go and subject myself to the whining twats just to confirm that they do say “that” every time in the song from the album. Fail.

  37. There’s a “your” in the 1st and 3rd lines so they would have been even if spelled correctly. Then just center that stupid “wonderwall” underneath. What the hell is a wonderwall anyway? I don’t think anybody knows so when this song fades into obscurity in a few years, how’s she going to explain her big-ass tattoo to people?

  38. Good thing they left out the ‘re, or it wouldn’t be a perfect rectangle, like it is now.

  39. lol she could have at least got rid of the nasty fake tan first.

  40. @Malteaser: That’s not fake tan, that’s the aftermath of getting a tattoo. Never been inked/watched someone being inked? It’s excess ink that dries over your skin and makes you look like a weird black/orange/brown/yellow colour.

  41. (At the whats supposed to be an Oasis lyrics tattoo..)

    Wonderwall is also spelt wrong *rolls eyes*

    & @scarfey: You are right, Its the after effects of having a tattoo done, If the tattooist was any good they would have cleaned it all up for her, Also if the tattooist was any good he would have refused to let her get that insult of a tattoo done.

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