Thursday, August 25, 2011

No Matter How You Look at It…

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  1. Meh.

  2. Say what you will about them but those movies have made it easier for vampires to score with teenyboppers.

  3. reveeets, what do you mean? You mean it’s made it easier for teenyboppers that think they are vampires to bang teenyboppers that don’t think they are vampires?

  4. I don’t know about banging, I thought the whole Twilight thing was about virgins sublimating their sexuality to supernatural themes or something? and shirtlessness?

  5. It’s also gotten those “actors” lots of ass.

  6. If you watch Pay it Forwards backwards, everyone pays it backwards.

  7. vaginalroundhouse

    If you watch Memento backwards you go forwards or backwards or………..something.

  8. Same with Inception…

  9. Listen up gangstas and honeys with ya hair done
    Pull up a chair hon’ and put it in the air son
    Dawg, whatever they call you, god, just listen
    I spit a story backwards, it starts at the ending

    The bullet goes back in the gun
    The bullet hole’s closin this chest of a nigga
    Now he back to square one
    Screamin, “Shoot don’t please”
    I put my fifth back on my hip
    It’s like a VCR rewindin a hit
    He put his hands back on his bitch
    My caravan doors open up
    I jumped back in the van and closed it shut
    Goin reverse, slowly prepared
    My nigga Jungle utters out somethin crazy like, “Go he there”
    Sittin in back of this chair, we hittin the roach
    The smoke goes back in the blunt, the blunt gets bigger in growth
    Jungle unrolls it, put his weed back in the jar
    The blunt turns back into a cigar
    We listen to Stevie, it sounded like heavy metal fans
    Spinnin records backwards of AC/DC
    I give my niggas dap, jump out the van back first
    Back upstairs, took off the black shirt
    I’m in the crib with the phone to my ear
    Listen up so y’all can figure out the poem real clear
    The voice on the phone was like, “Outside right we”
    So with my mouth wide, holdin my heat
    Bullets I had plenty to squeeze, plenty for ya
    ‘Cause Jungle said, “Block your on enemies the”
    Hung up the phone, then the phone rang
    I’m laid in the bed thinkin ’bout this pretty young thing
    Who left, she came back, her clothes just fell to the rug
    She fell to my bed and gave me a hug
    I told her, “No hell”
    She talkin ’bout, “Me kiss”
    Bobbed her head then spit the nut back in my dick
    Started suckin with no hands, a whole lotta spit
    Then got up and put her bra back on her tits
    Got fully dressed and told me, “Stressed really I’m”
    Picked up her Gucci bag and left her nigga behind
    Walkin through the door, she rang the bell twice
    I vomited Vodka back in my glass with juice and ice
    The clock went back from three, to two, to one
    And that’s about the time the story begun
    That’s when I first heard the voicemail on the cell
    It said, “Son we found that nigga we gotta kill”
    [Message Beep]
    Ay yo son, ay yo son, you hear me, you hear me?
    Listen man, this dude right on the block, right now, man
    I found him, right now, I see him right now!
    Let’s kill him)
    [Message Beep]
    “Yo, this Yodawg, leave it. Peace”

  10. I just took a greasy pizza diahrea it was all acidy and shit and it burned my anus. then my hemmoroids started bleeding so i stuffed my butthole with kleenex to make it stop.

    and yet it was so much more pleasurable than reading this dumbass rap song.

  11. What could be more impressive than some junior-high level couplets? I mean, rhyming (sort of) every two lines? Genius! Pure genius!
    And what a story! I’m sure this fine writer will be entertaining, yea, edifying his co-workers at NIggah-in-da-box with more enlightening tales.
    Personally, I can’t wait for another engrossing tome from Mr. Yodawg.

  12. Yeah its a dumb ass rap song that someone like Nas can actually came up with a song/story telling backwards. But im sure y’all can do better right?

  13. Anyways, aside from sharing that great song,i’m just trolling while getting paid too so it’s a win-win that i got dudes crying about it without knowing what it really is 😀 I love seeing dudes getting internetz butthurt.

  14. TLDR

  15. ditto

  16. Anyway, I think that Scott’s post was really pertinent and funny.

  17. Oh God How many of those “if u watch _ backwards” do we have to sit through that shit is old and tired and ridiculously unoriginal. Almost NEVER funny yet everyone thinks there a genius every time they copy it

  18. It’s “they’re” actually.

  19. ^ It’s “THERE”….actually.

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