Monday, March 25, 2013

Prophylactic Progress

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  1. Microsoft brand condoms?
    I’d probably go with Apple condoms instead. They’re way less prone to viruses.

  2. And Windows condoms would constantly give you the blue balls of death.

  3. Apple condoms would only come in two colors: black and white.

  4. Dawn of the Dan

    I would need to wait for them to release them in “mini.”
    Not “nano,” mind you, but yeah.

  5. Dan, is that because you have a tiny cock? AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  6. Okay granted that Gates had no obligation to start with, but 100k is pretty piss poor motivation. Especially considering how much he could have put up or just had the research done himself.

  7. Well done, Elsior. You found the joke.

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