Monday, April 25, 2011

Protecting the Kids

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  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Some proceeds go to the legal fund? Shit, now I don’t want the app anymore.

    Also Kels has never had sex with a big guy if she can’t recognize Magnums.

  2. That’s really gross, considering what grandma’s hands were probably doing right before reaching for her reel of condoms… The kid’s going to end up with cold sores. :/

  3. The mere phrase “grandma’s condoms” has poubelle blanc written all over it. Guess there isn’t much else to do in the ol’ trailer park besides whore it up despite the fact that you have not one but TWO generations below you.

  4. Whats wrong with “Grandparents” still doing the wild thing?

    I don’t see the point of using condoms… many grandmothers do you know who pick up strange men?

    But then again….you could take into account teen pregnancies making women in their 40’s grandmothers….Heck even some in their 30’s.

  5. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    MistressSlayer STDs have been on the rise among older generation lately (experts assume this is Viagara related).
    Other than that, you are right about the age thing.

  6. I used to work in a nursing home where there were a few women who had ‘boyfriends’. One of the boyfriends was actually pretty sleazy, in that he had one girlfriend in my building and another girlfriend in the building next door, and a third girlfriend in the ‘home a few blocks down. They are allowed to have sex in their rooms, as long as they are of their right mind (no dementia patients) and they are alone (either have their own room or their roommate is not there). And most of us were trained to be helpful in getting the roommate out if the couple wants to be alone.

  7. I’d put money on Dukey being a Magnum-sized man.

  8. CommentsAtLarge

    I’m with Mistress, I’m guessing she’s a young grammy.

  9. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Word, you can see for yourself later. 😉

  10. I’ll hold you to that, Dukey.

  11. Why does “Grandparent” = Geriatric for most of you? My sister-in-law is 42 and because a grandparent.

    And the way some of these tweenies are talking, some of you may be grandparents in your early 30’s… even earlier if history repeats itself.

  12. Sick

  13. @11..thanks for repeating what I said.

    @8… I’m insulted… ):

  14. Um, MS, chill. I’m pretty sure Comments is not saying that you are a young grammy, (if that’s what you’re insulted about?). He’s referring to the woman in the post. Your indignation made me laugh, though.

  15. Uhm..
    I’m pretty sure the emote ” ): ” made it very clear that it was sarcasm…

    Apparently I was wrong.

  16. Sarcasm or not, sweet cheeks, you thought he was referring to you. That’s funny. Anyway, forget about this. You up for some all-girl gaming sex later? I won’t tell your partner if you won’t.

  17. CommentsAtLarge

    Hm, I didn’t read it that way but touche Mistress (and thanks Wordy ;)). I say let bygones be bygones, let’s drop the “all-girl” limitation to the gaming sex, and have ourselves quite the LAN party…

  18. Cassandra, I bet he is about to at least, upsetting it’s not bareback? Hopefully you will still feel his underdeveloped balls bashing the brown end of your chowderbox.

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