Monday, October 26, 2009



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  1. @50: There are plenty of other posts out there that rag on incorrect grammar. The problem with this particular post is even if you’ve spoken English for your entire life, you need an interpreter to understand what our smooth friend and his homeladies are saying.

  2. @45 Jonk
    I think everyone can be a little bit racist, sexist, heightist, etc. If someone is different to us we tend to highlight that and associate (wrongly or rightly) perceived traits, i.e. All Jamaicans are good sprinters, all women are a bit crazy (actually that is a fact!), short man syndrome, etc. But other than my post being fairly ambiguous I’m struggling to see any racist content or intent. Am happy to be enlightened though, old bean. toodle-pip.
    P.S. Some of my best friends are white (and short).

  3. What the hell is Angela saying? I honestly can’t decipher it.

  4. @53 remo
    “Listen here little boy, I have told you that you’re not too old to get your ass beaten by your mother. Secondly, I want you to take that down before I use my belt to hurt you.”

    That’s my impression…

  5. @54 – Not quite. Mama no.2 is definitely how she’s choosing to refer to herself. I would have assumed this was his girlfriend but for some reason the ‘old’ part tells against it. I reckon step-mother.

    @53 – 4rm = ‘Forum’ = how some people pronounce ‘from’.
    ‘Put my belt to you’ = Beat you with my belt.
    ‘Get your ass beat’ = ‘to be beaten’
    ‘Mama No. 2’ = Your guess is as good as mine. Step mother? GRAND mother? Mother in law? A joke-name for the girlfriend?

  6. flash in the pants

    #2- It’s a joke, she’s saying she’s his ‘mama’. Sort of like when someone says bro/sis even though they aren’t related to you. Hence, #2 because mama #1 is really his mother.

  7. Regardless of what figure Angela is in “Smooth” life, she is my hero!

    @Angela: Please let me know if you need any help 🙂

  8. I have no idea what anyone was saying in that picture. Do they still have schools in the United States or did they drop that idea?

  9. #58 – Compulsory education violates our constitutional right to freedom of speech. How can speech truly be free if you have been taught stuff by other people? Come to the USA, you too can be dumb, free, and say whatever the fuck you want.

  10. Actually it’s not. School is pretty much mandatory in the U.S.

  11. #60 That fact that you think I was serious is pretty strong evidence that you are the retarded product of a dysfunctional society. Have fun with that!

  12. @21 Boz
    I was just thinking the same thing. Now I am lmbo. Yeah, I really did say that. (and I meant booty)

  13. Oh yeah, and I’m willing to bet that Angela is Smooth’s (possibly new) girlfriend, and was more than likely the one who was refusing to give him head. Obviously, she’d want him to take it down immediately, because people must know it’s her he’s talking about. Think about it.

    By the way, thanks all for the translation. Without them I would have been truly lost!!!

  14. I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about so I’m glad Clarissa explained it all

  15. I thought all the nigs were on MySpace

  16. What the hell is even going on here? It’s just a bunch of ebonics bullshit, it happens all the time.

  17. @derp- you just answered your own question…lame

  18. What the fuck does Miss Rebecca mean?

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