Thursday, March 31, 2011

Spellcheck Yo’Self

previous post: Private Practice



  1. My clock is glow in the dark too.

  2. Auto-correction will not replace “buckle” for “butthole”…unless he uses that word very often, which probably means…nvm.

  3. *cock.

  4. Christopher, well done wee man. Your playschool must be doing a great job, because you’re certainly not getting it at home!

  5. The first is fake or a set-up just because who really gets that excited over a glow-in-the-dark clock? Does Meron (???) live in olden times or something?

  6. The second one is strange. Did whoever posted it steal a screenshot from the phone of the person who sucks at texting? It seems set up. Or did Julian post it and speak of himself in the 3rd person?

  7. ifitwerentformyhorse

    The last one is a fake. I’m pretty sure the green part is supposed to be whoever’s phone it is, and Julian is the other person he’s talking to. Since according to this the green part is the one with the butthole autocorrect, it wasn’t Julian that made the typo. So it wouldn’t make sense for Julian to “suck at texting.” Anybody out there with an iPhone, correct me if I’m wrong.

  8. @ifitwerentformyhorse You’re right, the green one is “you”, and the other colour is whoever you’re texting with. I don’t have an iPhone, but this colour coding thing applies to all texting via any phone.

  9. In reference to the number 1 and 3….what is the point of making fake posts if they aren’t even funny?

  10. Re: post # 3
    This is a very popular post at So presumably Julian sent his screen shot to that site. Then some random person posted it to their facebook account with the caption “julian sucks at texting.” So it’s not necessarily a ‘fake’ post- it’s just a watered down joke.

  11. I thought #1 was lamebook gold, until I read the comments 🙁


  12. I’m going to go to India, visit one of their leper colonies, and snap off some random dude’s cock. I’m going to take that cock to Japan, and just rub it all over one of their failing nuclear plants. I will then go to Germany and have them shit all over that cock.

    Once I’ve completed this mission, I’m going to take that radioactive shit-smeared leper’s cock, and shove it right up Meron’s ass. Hannah will finally be able to watch a glow in the dark cock in action.

  13. The last one is from DYAC… Seriously, don’t these people’s friends realize “Hey, we never actually had that conversation”?

    Either that or instead of commenting on DYAC, the last person decided to add their own commentary by posting it on FB, which is equally lame.

  14. spanking a wet weasel

  15. @14 stop cross topic commenting you idiot.

  16. @Soup: you would get leprosy, just saying. I’m pretty sure u can get it by touching their skin

  17. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Fucking Wallace.

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