Friday, January 21, 2011

Steak Through the Heart

previous post: Parents Just Don’t Understand…



  1. who made this site you owe me at least 20 percent. I saw the donation thing go up and I’m takin credit.

  2. its for a legal fund you jamrag. my god why do i hate a 14 year so much. it went up earlier from 3 to 8.

    i need help

  3. mb, don’t leave! You’re hesitant I know, but I can make it better. That stick has been in your ass for so long, it has created a vast emptiness inside of you. Like the river carving out the Grand Canyon, all this time has eroded your once fertile plain.

    But together we can revel in the glory that is your huge hole. I will ride my burro into your burrow. Despite its massive size, I will ride the rapids until I find the little man in the boat, and we will both capsize in a pool of white frothy foam.

  4. Some people must surely be planted by Lamebook. Who in the right mind would have a complete breakdown here? I loved the final lingerie comments – yeah we needed to know that!

  5. Comments took forever to load. Better be good! Considering curly’s last comment, it sounds at least… interesting

  6. Well… that was rather sad.
    Roger juste found out Jessica is fooling around with another man.

  7. Mb no! What will we do without your essays describing how awful everyone is?! Lamebook is ruined.

  8. Awww, this is a little disappointing. I really thought there’d be more said about mb’s brain explosion. Have all the bitchy Lamebookers left the building? Or has everyone just become weary of stuff like that? I hope that’s not the case. Don’t throw in the Lamebook towel just yet, guys. There’s still some fight left in the old girl.

    And vincent really needs to take a look at parts of this thread and reconsider his definition of a dullard. Feck, mammy.

  9. Oh, and congratulations to the Green Bay Packers. My favourite former LB girl, ee, is a massive fan. And to all the Bears fans (you know who you are), commiserations. I feel you. I’ve been waiting for over 2 decades to see my football team here in Aus win another Grand Final. This year…

  10. I -love- lamebook drama. It makes me smile, though I have nothing cute or catchy to say about it because I could honestly care less if MB got hit by a truck. Watching her have a melt down on lamebook was like a pleasant zoo attraction.

  11. @58
    ah mb, the times we’ve had. I remember just three weeks ago you had this same stick up your ass and whined and bitched for two days and then said that it was ‘another’ mb. But I guess you couldn’t fight it for long and had to come back and explain why imamofo and soup are horrible people who deserve to be gassed so we can live in a better society…or was that the nazis? I’m having trouble separating you and them for some odd reason…

  12. I can’t say anything bad about mb now that I know she might be Michelle Buswell, Melissa Baker, Michelle Behennah, or Marcelle Bittar…

    Lamebook, please put naked pictures of mb here. Thanks.

  13. word- i think one of the following scenarios happened:

    1- mb went on a killing spree and is slowly taking out lamebookers one by one.
    2- some people took what she said to heart and became born again christian’s… (if this gives me a shot at fucking jesus- sign me up!)
    3- half the lamebookers are in an alcohol induced coma for the weekend and will probably emerge on monday.
    4- i don’t really have a four, so i’m going to go back to doing laundry and feeling bad about all the mean things i’ve said on lb… except i don’t feel bad and mb can go eat shit and die.

  14. oh and jonjones your nazi comment made me laugh. (but i guess i should probably just say i’m admiring you from afar and all that bullshit.)

  15. @62, *Christians

  16. Holy shit, what the fuck went on here after the lights went out on Friday? Stupid real life getting in the way of my online voyeurism…

    That was one of the funniest meltdowns I have ever seen. However it feeds my theory (original comment got modded some time back) that there ARE comment plants among us. If so, well done, LB. Quite well done.

    Too bad she’s gone; mb and I seem to have a good bit in common on paper. You know, except that she exploded in a whiney, Oprah-esque rant of self-righteous fury, and I think you’re one funny bunch of motherfuckers.

  17. Shegsy, you used to model lingerie?

    Lamebook, you know the drill.

    Note Lamebook’s legal fund has doubled again since this morning! Very interesting.

  18. Fuck the menopausal meltdown, I wanna see some lingerie pics, fapfapfapfap and finish.

    There is no doubt that some commenters are ‘plants’, there to antagonise and stimulate. Yes, I am paranoid.

  19. Woooheee! Somebody got their knickers in a twist! (They’ll probably pay her extra for that)

    Imamofo – you are the equivalent of a child misbehaving for attention. It’s clear to me (and anyone with half a brain) that your sexual life consists only of yourself and your sad little fantasies.

    mb What are you saying, that you only have half a brain?! But you seemed so intellectual, sat there typing your quirky little witticisms and illuminating social commentaries in just your knickers and bra?! Now take some deep breaths, be brave and point on the dolly where the mean internet men touched you. But joking aside, I will take your advice and start thinking a bit more about my priorities…. Right! I’m off for a wank and bumfinger session then!

    Paranoid It’s me! I’m a plant… I’m a cactus.

  20. Hey Paranoid, the guys on the next post were all demanding naked pics and here you are only asking for lingerie ones. You’re too soft 😉

  21. word, #57 – she did it all to herself, i didn’t really feel the need to intervene. plus, she didn’t even give me an honorable mention even though i started the whole paedo witch hunt against her. needless to say, i went off in a huff and spent the entire weekend having frantic sex with a waiter who i met at my local tapas bar.

  22. @ curly – I like to use my imagination and trust me there are some dark, dark places in there and I’m never too soft, quite the opposite in fact 😉

    @ mofo – A cactus? Was thinking more of a penis-fly trap. Biddum-tish.

  23. Paranoid or a Butterfuck?… Stick one under your chin and it tells you if the person likes having their shithole reamed out.

    vincent I wasn’t a waiter, I was just dressed smart and next time ask please…

  24. Ah nice to know Paranoid 😉

    Hey you two, are you at work? I’m off ahhahahahaha 😛

  25. @ word – It is a bit suspicious, all that money coming in. Maybe it’s like those posters who write about that great party they went too when they in fact stayed home. Just so their fb friends think they’re cool.
    Or they sell drugs

    @ curly – go fuck y… er… no, I’m home too. You can’t still go ahead and fuck just for the hell of it, though.

  26. Depends on how you define ‘at work’, if you mean staring blankly into space, dipping into lamebook while trying to put off the work I am being paid for, then yes, I am grafting like a motherfucker.

  27. @wandr – what do you think I’m here for. I’m cruising for a cyber fuck buddy.

    @Paranoid, your days at work sound much the same as mine lol.

  28. curly I am working, in between tazering the fuck out of cows and killing chickens with my bare hands I post on here… I’m a vet…Picture me in my green blood spattered apron whilst you flick yourself off.

    Paranoid You’re working like me?!… do you perform fellatio on dead dogs too?!

    wandr I went to a great fucking pool party this weekend, wanna buy some crack? I’m cool…

  29. fuck crack, I wanna go to a pool party

  30. did i just imagine that, or did someone say cruising?

  31. the only reason the fund is increasing is because mb is paying lamebook for all of your personal information so she can go all boondock saints on us.

  32. @wordy, in 57


  33. yeah… People in glass houses sink ships

  34. Mixing metaphors is very wrong and reflects the impurity of your soul. Let me send you a copy of the KJB so that you can have clearer moral boundaries.

  35. hahaha @ wandr.. FUCK!!! ASS!!!!

  36. Jesus Christ, word is right, the legal fund is shooting up… who the hell is donating to that?

    I’d comment on that crazy bitch and her crazy bitch meltdown, but I have absolutely no idea who she is, and if I’m honest I just couldn’t be bothered to read it. Rage on, you fucking mentalist.

  37. Huge fan 🙂
    @ Pep – I’m a ginger anyway

  38. “MMMmake like a tree and…fffffuck off!”

  39. mofo, I’ve waited for 2 days for your response to mb, and might I say it was worth the wait. Christ, you can be funny sometimes.

    Could somebody tell vincent (I’m not talking to him) that I also waited for his take on it, and was quite disappointed he didn’t contribute. After all, it was he who set it all in motion (really? I must’ve missed that). Instead, all he did was throw his handbag down. Typical gay reaction.

    wandr, yes it’s totally sus. I want to know where all this money is suddenly coming from. I’m really curious, actually.

  40. i personally feel that lamebook might be fudging the numbers a bit…it’s a deceptive marketing tactic…it’s harder to donate what most might afford to something like this…say, 20 bucks…50 even…when the bar shows no hope that they will ever make their goal. and, in the unlikely situation that lamebook DID come close to raising that amount of money, they might just let it hang back, while still taking donations. iz a cunspearassy, i tellz ye!

  41. Whoa epic comments.

  42. Wow MB that was the Illiad of posts – jesus, little time on your hands?? See you Wednesday.

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