Monday, May 17, 2010

Super Sweet 16

previous post: A Couple of PhoDOHs



  1. MsBuzzkillington

    Brilliant. I think.

  2. Frodo +1

  3. JesusOnADinosaur

    I think it’s rather lame.

  4. This would work more effectively if her son dresses up like s big-time pimp.

  5. Ugh, she reminds me of the people who hire limos in town and drive up and down the street for about a half hour, leaning out the windows and cheering drunkenly as if anybody gives a shit that they were at one point sober enough to hire a fucking limo.

  6. Dancinganimal256

    I actually laughed at this one, cause one of the many used cars that my dad went through when I was little was a limo. Granted it was older than my dad, was entirely blue (inside and out), and eventually broke down on the highway on our way to visit relatives, but still it was neat ride to have for a little while.

  7. Awesome! I wonder if he’d be willing to settle for a large town car though.

  8. I’m simply amazed that kids these days have the balls to ask their parents to buy cars for them. If I had asked my dad to buy me a car for my birthday, he would have laughed his ass off.

  9. That is just such a weird compromise. I would hate to get driven to work by my SON in a limo… I think it’s probably a sadder state of affairs then getting a bus.

  10. Not a bad idea. Hell, his parents should get something out of the deal for putting up the cash for his car.

  11. I know it’s a little late in the game but the first thing I have to say involves the post Much To Much on May 12. The reason I am saying it here is because I know the people that need to see this won’t if I post it there.

    Wow . . .

    I was going to comment on the post, but as I read through the comments, I couldn’t help but to be a little disturbed.The double standard, non-empathetic, four letter name dropping ass poles disturbed me a little when they feel they should censor what someone has to say on a PUBLIC forum. If I recall correctly, I’m pretty sure almost everybody that comments in here is guilty of being a little whoreish with the comments they post.

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. With that being said, not everyone is smart enough to have a legitimate opinion.

    I have empathy for the poor souls who have to make themselves feel better by berating somebody they don’t know.

    Gobsmacked, you seem to be the worst of them. I feel sorry for your partner, (IF you have one.) as I can tell you are a controlling dick that does not show the slightest bit of equality among your fellow peers.

    I have said all I feel should be. Good day to you all and I hope that maybe one day the abusive ass masters will find out that other people have feelings too. (Yes I am being very hipicritical in this last paragraph.)

  12. In this post**^^^^

  13. I think mom just wants to have some freak sessions with some fellow co-workers. She just need to make sure she locks that petition window. We made that mistake on prom. We were having quite a bit of fun until we realized that the clicking sound we were hearing was the limo driver taking pics. I’m sure a few of those made it to the internet.

  14. @hesaidwhat…what is a “petition” window??

  15. I don’t know why everyone is assuming this is a woman who posted this. It says FRANKS POSTINGS, and no where else is there any gender denoted.

  16. championhustler

    HAHAHAHA dad ftw!!!

  17. I agree with the town car idea. I’m sure he would be using his new vehicle for other things than driving the parent to work; the limo is a little impractical.

  18. Oh but Frank, limos are so passe. Hummers are the douchecar of the moment, just like limos were back in their glory days.

    Furthermore, doesn’t Frank sound like the name of a plumber? My plumber shows up to work in a limo too. He can damn well afford it with how much he charges.

  19. heshouldn’t’vesaid that on this thread. i’m sure whatever douche bag was posting doesn’t really care and your post surely isn’t going to change his mind. at risk of being cliche, arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. even if you win you’re still retarded. and apparently rather bitter too.

  20. Does anybody else know what Frank used to make this “Wanted” thing???

    If so, how much does it cost??

    Anyway, if I was getting a Limo for my birthday, I wouldn’t mind driving the payer to work every now and again.
    I mean, I don’t have the money for something like that so the least I could do is say “Deal” to that offer.

    Oh, how I wish I was Franks daughter 😀

  21. @randomlyruby

    i think it was on marketplace.

  22. It is a smart compromise – but is being dropped off at work by your son really worth thousands of dollars? Especially since if it’s his first car, he’ll drive badly and possibly injure your co-workers/their property while dropping you off…

  23. Y’all are missing the point, she’s counting on the fact that he won’t want to do that, but if he wants a car that bad, that’s what he’s gonna have to do. I LOVE IT!!!! LMAOOOOOOOO

  24. lol brilliant!

  25. That’s hilarious!

  26. Am I the only one that thinks the only reason the son has agreed to this is because he’s a ~16 year old boy~ who would have a car with a ~rather expansive comfortable back seat?~ With storage to store useful things in? Think about it guys……

  27. @WoodfordElf

    Like dead bodies?

  28. I’m hoping you all realize that there’s no possible way this is true. Even if he offered it and even if the son agreed, there’s no way he’ll buy a $50,000 limo instead of a $2,000 dodge neon. Not to mention the special license you need to drive a limo, which I doubt you could get at 16… PLUS the fact that I would be terrified the entire time my son was driving, if I were in the back seat.

    AAAANNNNDDDD, Frank doesn’t even HAVE a son… so there’s that, as well.

  29. classy?

  30. Agreed mcowles. This makes absolutely no sense.

  31. @mcowles

    like sex. Storage was a reference to condoms, back seat is kinda self explanatory. He’s 16 and a boy, would have thought someone would have made this connection sooner


    -God’s investment(His Son) in you was so great, he could NEVER abandon you!-

  33. And she’s at it again.

  34. I’d buy him a fuckin’ Bobbycar!

  35. This has been posted on Lamebook before. This means two things.

    1. Lamebook rehashes shit constantly, and has become unoriginal

    2. I need to get a life quick, before I get much older and die of syphilis.

  36. What the fuck ever.

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