Monday, July 26, 2010

The Ex-List

previous post: Wins to Start the Week



  1. I think it’s especially sad that you can tell, more or less how old these girls are and when he dated them. Kelly was obviously a high school girlfriend….probably dumped his ass when she went off to Lake Superior, and Jenae obviously his drunk much college aged girlfriend.

    Some of these were funny, but exposing stuff like Kelly cutting herself because she had suicidal ideations at one point? Extremely low in my opinion.

  2. So is the funny part the fact that Scott has only had 2 girlfriends?????????????

  3. Math not Kelly’s strong point. Neither English.

  4. My favourites were “could not figure out how to make salt water”
    and thought “color guard was a sport”… made better that she insists she was good at it, “sport or not”.
    Pretending you’re suicidal just for attention by making papercuts on your wrists is pathetic.

    @vassago77379: nah, nah, give him some credit… he lists a mysterious #3 up there too… though I guess it was hard to think up a name for his hand.

  5. What does this say about Scott? Any takers? Anyone?

  6. Wow… anybody who was thinking about dating this guy is reeeeallly going to re-think that!

  7. Well, now I feel like a douche for laughing, cause you’ve all professed what a dick head he is.. If it weren’t for the ‘ex’ part, you’d all be laughing too!

    I do wonder, though, why it was posted at 10am in the morning. He got up and decided to write a montage of his ex’s dumber moments, which he could write reasonably quickly because he thinks about it all the time? OR he staid up all night writing this?

  8. I laughed had at this, and I’m guessing there are a lot of females here. Guys would laugh, sure he’s a complete douche but the women he dated are border-line retarded.This isn’t you, why be so butthurt over this?

    I mean for the love of god she doesn’t even know x+2=4, x=2, that is so simple it is beyond my understanding that a person with average intelligence would not know that. This Scott guy will have a hell of a time finding another girl though. I mean he pretty much sealed his dating fate by being so tactless as to post that on FB. All in all it is funny, but everyone espeacially Kelly is stupid in this situation.

    And Scott if you ever read this, ever heard of the phrase “the kettle calling the pot black”? Difference: They’re (they are), their (possessive, shows ownership), there (a place), your (possessive, shows ownership), you’re (you are), etc.
    Proper grammar is a sign of intelligence.

  9. @champ
    *hard (had)
    *laugh; (needs a semi-colon, not a comma)
    *you; (needs a semi-colon, not a comma)
    *God, (capitalized, proper noun. Also improper grammatical structure of entire sentence.)
    *especially (not espeacially)
    *frequent misuse of commas throughout post
    Please, don

  10. (cont.) don’t make posts about “the kettle calling the pot black;” when you are chiding others for improper grammar and can’t seem to grasp the concept on your own. I would never ridicule someone for improper grammar in such an informal setting, but you seem to be willing to attack others based on their casual language in communications that weren’t even meant for you to see. Users of Facebook and Lamebook aren’t writing papers or formal reports, so relax a bit and don’t take such matters so personally. However, if as you claim, proper grammar is a sign of intelligence, then you obviously are of the lowest life form.

  11. lols at simo’s rant.

  12. This is just sad. The few funny parts he could just put in his quotes. Like the bacon thing. But most of it is just stupid, what’s the point? Also, color guard is a sport, and the fact that he didn’t care about his girlfriend’s interests kind of says something.

  13. First, what the fuck is color guard? It sounds like some sort of disco deodorant..
    ..and Simo there is no call for semi-colons in that first par of Champ’s post so let’s all just calm down on the hating eh folks

  14. color guard is for all the girls who couldnt be cheerleaders or dancers.

  15. color guard is a sport. it’s more difficult than cheerleading.
    and 90% percent of guard girls are dancers, being that they take dance classes… oh and dance on the field.

  16. oh,okay,yeah youre right,im totally wrong…i must be thinking of something thinking of the group of uncoordinated,not so good looking,kinda weird,sometimes chubby girls that wear weird, tacky spandex,shiny,color block outfits that throw flags in the air and do lame dances on the field with the band during football games,ect.,sometimes theres a gay kid thrown in the mix.what’s that called?

  17. dancingislife68

    Please stop stereotyping. The color guard girls you described are nothing like the guard girls at my school (including me).
    1)Every girl on our team is really coordinated. You wouldn’t make the team if you weren’t. I have been taking dance for 12 years, so I am definitely coordinated.
    2)Not so good looking? How rude is that? LOL. We have gorgeous girls!
    3)Kinda weird? Again, rude. We aren’t weird by any means.
    4)Because of how much we work (7:30 AM to 4:30 PM everyday in the summer starting in July till school starts and 3 hours everyday after school), all of our girls are like stick thin.
    5)Our outfits are actually cute!
    6)Throw flags in the air? Really? I’d like to see you try to do the hard tosses we do and catch it! It is a ton of work and takes lots of practice!
    7)We have pretty cool dances, thanks to having a famous choreographer.

    Yeah, that’s just my school, but still…We work super hard, and don’t need people saying things like that (:

  18. oh,okay,i did’nt realize people took it that seriously..i guess i live in a shitty city,well,i know i live in shitty city.but know our color guard teams are all sub-par,fcking aye.

    wait,wait,wait,i hope to jesus you’re in high school,because how the hell can anyone take over the age of 17 take things like color guard and cheer leading so seriously?i mean,i guess whatever floats your boat..but it’s like beauty pageants..what the hell is the point..?

  19. Nothing more awesome than seeing a Lamebook post from your town.

  20. sexclamationpoint56

    whats awesome is that in that last one she pretty much admits that she got her boyfriend the same cologne so he could smell the same and when he found out, he got pissed and got rid of it lol

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