Monday, June 3, 2013

The Realization

previous post: Plural Problems



  1. Thrillhouse320

    Richard and I were driving

  2. Richard is mean.

  3. Richard, most likely, is a Dick.

    The missing apostrophe alludes that this couple were, previously, douchebags. Proper punctuation would properly denote that this couple are, in fact, currently practitioners of douchebaggery.

  4. I’ll bet he and richard are the type of guys who would be into all kinds of freaky shit…red karls, Monroe transfers, extreme S&M, Japanese devil dogs,alabama puppet show, donkey punch,tony danza,st louis spin cycle, greasy jock that kind of thing.

  5. I don’t even dare to Google what those are #4 for the fear of my computer getting a virus.

  6. Admitting you have a problem is the first step. To be fair 12 step programs are about as useful as wishing on a star, so you will be douchebags forever.

  7. my best friend’s ex-wife makes $77/hr on the laptop. She has been fired for 6 months but last month her pay was $20358 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more here…

  8. necrophiliac64258

    That’s bullshit #7 I root the shit out of your best friend’s ex-wife every night and I give her $10. Her monthly pay is only $300 sometimes $310 you lying asshole.

  9. A mobile receptacle transporting two fecal receptacles.

  10. my classmate’s half-sister makes $85/hour on the computer. She has been unemployed for 7 months but last month her pay was $14487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more here…

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