Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Time to Split

previous post: Parents Say the Darndest Things



  1. Don’t make me make you change your name again.

  2. ugh… i cant believe talk about movies is taking over instead of porn talk… movies are overrated time wasters… 3 hours of your life flushed so you can laugh at one or two scenes and then bitch about the effect to coworkers… fk movies

  3. There was porn in The Big Lebowski.

    Log Jammin’

  4. To be honest, I haven’t seen many of the recent coen brothers movies. Life and lamebook take over.

  5. Then, Jackie Treehorn slipped the Dude a roofie, and there were some girls bouncing on trampolines, topless. Oh, oh, but before that, he scribbled a penis on a post-it note pad.

  6. For the record, this is all appropriate because it was proven that this Lamebook “update” was a sham.


  7. Raising Arizona is the greatest Coen Brothers movie.

    If you disagree, you are simply wrong. That could be its own short and easy to follow flowchart.

  8. Walter, you should check out Burn After Reading. Brad Pitt actually does some great acting in that one. I really liked A Serious Man, too. A lot of people didn’t.

  9. Sorry I lied, I only havent seen no country for old men, the man who wasn’t there, and blood simple.

  10. A Serious Man was brilliant.

  11. So is The Man Who Wasn’t There.

  12. So is The Big Lebowski….

  13. Well dudes, once again I haven’t done any work today. That’s ok. But it’s lunchtime.

  14. *wonders what Walter will have for lunch*

  15. So, in this “As the Lamebook Turns” universe we’re creating, is uberusername man everyone’s evil twin?

  16. @58
    I and everyone I know completely hated that movie, I know critics all gave it good ratings but I just don’t find anything funny in that movie. Now before you go and say I can’t appreciate a higher level of comedy with deeper meaning- keep in mind there is a dildo-fuck machine in that movie.

  17. Raising Arizona must be their best movie; the recent ones SUCKED

  18.  I went with a lady friend and we had a tasting plate for 2: marinated octopus salad; Thai fish cakes with nam jim sauce; lentil dahl with poppadoms; chicken, sesame & nori rolls; fig, goats cheese & rocket salad; beef & burgundy pies; grilled chorizo skewers with pickled peppers.

    Just kidding. I went to In and Out Burger by myself.

  19. So jumping in here real quick…I think Dakoda is a chick and the divorce thing is a joke. I know plenty of people who joke about being married to their female friends. (Myself included). Just an observation.

  20. Hawky, it sure is atop tune, init?

    Love Raising Arizona, too, but it ain’t their best. Screw it. This argument could go on forever. Best we stick with our own personal views, and leave it at that.

    blonde, hmmm, interesting observation, but more for the idea that they could be lessies, like stever #9 implied. That indeed, would make it epic.

  21. Fuck me, Hawky, I’m off my rocker. I’m know you mentioned my link somewhere, just not on this post, haha. Oh well, 2 birds, 1 stone, hey?

  22. While number 1 is quite lame, I’m extremely tired of people fraping their exes with whatever horrible thing they did. Why can’t they just be old-fashioned and go on Maury?

  23. Word, fair enough, makes for a better story anyways. In my favored version she went lesbo and married Dakoda, decided she was never really a lesbo and it was all to get back at her parents, in celebration effs what’s his face sans protection and never got the divorce and may or may not still be a lesbo. Oh, and she has a cat named Pocahontas. There’s that too.

  24. I am sorry but the first one is fake, its not even the correct facebook font. Shame on you submitter. Shame. On. You.

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  26. @word I just know any movie that has my shitty couch in it must blow my mind

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