Monday, May 14, 2012


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  1. wow. 5 timelines, eh?
    the lamo g0ds must be pissed at us.


  3. We need more sexual sacrifices. Only John’s was remotely funny, and it’s because he used croquet hammers.

  4. I like John Brady… 🙂

  5. How many more times is Lamebook going to post Brady Bunch timeline covers? They suck. So does Martha.

  6. Stop complaining guys, I like these Timeline photos. That way when I’m looking at the profiles of my facebook friends, I can tell who’s a virgin and who’s not.

  7. Fake.

  8. Wastey the Walrus

    ^…are your hopes of you having an IQ higher than a coat hanger.

  9. captaincaveman

    Aww, what happened to your other account MsAnneThrope? The name may have changed, but the pathetic attempts at put downs still remain.

  10. I am MsAnneThrope. I created this account in hopes of starting anew.

  11. I wanna be MsAnneThrope too!

  12. yesssss…. rise my minions!

  13. What the fuck is going on in here?!?

  14. MsAnne is funny! I like her! But you’re still my favorite CapnJ, my anal-loving friend 😉

  15. ^less sucking. more rising ‘k?

  16. *DEAD*

    Why. these photos could all be made without facebook timeline. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH humour is slowly dying.

  17. No, no, I’m ok with that, what I’m not ok with is Wastey the Walrus up there leaving the goddamn door open and letting that troglodyte waltz right the fuck in. #9? Listen, buddy, I know you mean well, I do, but you’re a caveman, and I don’t know if anyone ever told you this, but fucking neanderthals can’t be Captains. Now do us both a favor and bust your ass down to Lt. If however you refuse I’ll be forced to slap you with my rigid cock until you submit. Hey MsAnne, raising an army?

  18. If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n1ggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

  19. Whoever did that little sketch of God fucked up on his left hand.

    You know… the hand with the weird fingers that’s touching up the obese naked child?

    God moves in mysterious ways.. In this case he’s moving a bit like Gary Glitter.

  20. I’m in MsAnne! 🙂

  21. #19, think you could do better than michelangelo?

  22. ^ Maybe not… but I’d give Gary Glitter a run for his money.

  23. I like how he is giving god the finger

  24. ^yeah. if g0d was as cruel to you as it clearly was to young david up there, you’d be giving it to g0d, too.

    btw, that aint g0d. that’s just a bearded, portly old white man.

  25. miss misery – you’re in MsAnne? What, in a possessed sort of way or a sexual sort of way?

  26. the two are not mutually exclusive. loosen up.

  27. hey msanne, remember the guy that made that speech up there…was it sgt hardman…or something? yeah he had some awesome oneliners, for sure. yeah he was probably the most amusing insult machine i’ve ever seen in a movie.
    but he didn’t even make it to halfway through before he got shot by a fat fucker.
    “i AM, in a world, of SHIT”
    feelin’ me? 🙂

  28. ^nope. go and fuck your mother.

  29. ok i’ll spell it out for you – if you keep insulting fat people, one day, one of them is going to shoot you in the fucking face.
    well…maybe. we can hope. at least let me have that.

  30. Do you know WHY we don’t see obese serial killers or mass murderers, SLG?
    Because that shit requires effort.

    MsAnne is safe as houses.

  31. ah but you have obviously never watched that movie! because the fat fucker trained hard, and got just psycho and violent and nasty enough to turn that shit around on his hard-as-nails sgt.
    someone might do that to msanne! they might be doing pushups with a photo of msannes profile pic up on their wall…like…right now!! think about it!
    anyway you’re wrong about there not being obese serial killers or mass murderers, i’m not gonna bother listing some, but they definitely exist!

  32. Righteo, we’ll just trust you on the relevance of the movie and the fattie serial killer list.

  33. sounds good to me. i’m a very trustworthy chap, so it should all work out well.
    weird way of spelling “righto”…

  34. ^like a bottomless pit of self-important dumbass.

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