Monday, December 13, 2010


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  1. BEN!

  2. Oh my goodness, that was so exciting. I’ve always wanted to do that…

  3. Be very careful, Juston. That party trick of yours can get nasty. You can fracture your dick for real, you know. I don’t have the time or inclination to go into it right now, but you should look it up, bozo. I think you’ll stop doing it after that.

  4. Callie, just post it on facebook, that’s really inconspicuous!!!

  5. LOL @ “Just taking this POLE”

  6. I think the best way to get a strap-on for x-mas is to ask for money. That is what I have done for the past ten years. I have ten strap-ons people! Do it.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Why does Calle want a strap-on instead of a simple dildo? Should her boyfriend be scared? Or does she plan to strap it onto inanimate objects and hump them during her masturbation sessions?

  8. Dukey,
    Calle is a lesbian.

  9. The pump is from Penile Ltd…. Guess that’s why they invented the pump.

  10. Finally! I’ve been looking for that instructional video FOREVER. For the life of me, I could not figure out how to use it.

  11. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    No snowblower, I prefer the idea of inanimate object humping.

  12. I’m friends with Calle on facebook…she’s definitely a lesbian.

  13. I’ve been friends with calle since she was in the womb and let me tell you sir, she is most definitely an inanimate object humper. During the brief time that we dated I was forced to dress as a desk, night table and an armoir during any and all intercourse.

  14. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Jonjones that must have made it pretty awkward or awesome to have sex in public. Calle’s inanimate object humping FTW!

  15. I would say awesome since people were totally unaware there was a person inside that mailbox. Awkward when the homeless man joined in….

  16. My boyfriend can crack his dick. He says the same thing, it feels like relief afterward. It’s disgusting

  17. Oh Juston! It’s me, again. I had 5 minutes to spare, so I thought I’d come back and give you that info. Read it, you clown.

    residentken, tell your boyfriend to do the same.

    Stop cracking those cocks.

  18. @word, you’re so thoughtful!

  19. curly, if I can save at least one fool from breaking his own tool, then my work here is done.

  20. Crystal and Juston (fucking really, Juston??) A penis has no bones or joints. Just skin, cartilage, tissue, maybe ligaments.
    You retards.

    Calle, you don’t and buy it yourself, you poor sad sack?

    #3 was crap.

  21. I wouldn’t want to live in Penile land.

    I’ve heard everybody there is nuts… mind you, they might get on with me, apparently they love cunts.

  22. I bet Crystal takes a lot of poles …

  23. @word but in the 6th grade sexual organs video the presenter said “you can’t break your penis”

  24. bruindanny, well that video presenter needs to see this image. LB will probably ban me for putting this on here, but I don’t care. I’m feeling a little reckless, this evening. Enjoy…

  25. @Word. Thanks. Ouch. WTF lol. Howthe fuck does that even fucking happen!???

  26. @word
    Oh my dear christ! That is not an attractive cock! Wonder if it stayed like that?

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