Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Wow, Mom!

previous post: Boys & Girls



  1. Columbus, Ohio unavailable for comment.

  2. Calling mom an idiot seems a tad harsh and disrespectful. Liked the comeback, except for the typo.

  3. He asked for COD but I only had salmon.
    Sorry, too tempting.

  4. Toadette is the winner

    wow, austin’s a jackass. you tell him, mom. also, if LOL really meant lots of love, the world would probably be a much better place.

  5. Didn’t LOL originally mean lots of love? In any case, Austin’s a massive douchebag.

  6. Well played, Austin’s mom. Well played.

  7. And malteaser’s gonna have a laugh riot with this.


  8. Why not just tell her what it means instead of being an ass? How hard is that. I had to explain to my Step-mom what it meant. From then on, she understood. Not a big deal.

  9. Toadette is the winner

    @ Leslie
    Because it’s more fun to call her an idiot on a public forum so everyone can see what a disrespectful douche she has for a son.

  10. how does this one warrant its own lamebook entry? that is LAME.

  11. CommentsAtLarge

    Yes Austin, because the point of your mom’s text was that she doesn’t use LOL the way most people think – it had nothing to do with your aunt having surgery.

    Double douche.

  12. Not only did he get burned but apparently doesn’t realise that using LOL as ‘Lots Of Love’ used to be, and still is to some extent, quite common. Epic fail.

  13. my mom-in-law uses it as “lots of love”. i think it originally was used for that. it took me a minute to realize that’s what she meant in one of her messages to me. at first i was like “why is she laughing?” but then i realized what she meant. no big deal.
    austin is a douche.

  14. My aunt thinks it means “lots of love” too.

  15. Wow.. Austin is a Douche!

  16. Did anyone else get a chuckle out of the fact that ‘WOW’ is an acronym for ‘World of Warcraft’, and that mom put it immediately after making a quip about playing computer games in a conversation about three letter acronyms? That seemed like the whole joke to me when I first read it, and I thought it was a rather clever find.

  17. Not everyone thinks calling their mom an idiot is rude. He’s still a douche though, since it seems like he doesn’t even care about his aunt.

  18. Whats really Lame is that his mum is his fb friend! Austin needs to get off the computer, uncut them apron strings and get laid!

  19. Is that Lamebook’s most wanted ‘Ben’ commenting?

  20. My mom gives me “lots of love” all the time:

    “You sure are a good son. LOL.”
    “You are so smart. LOL.”
    “Since the mailman is your real father, how did you end up with your dad’s babydick? LOL.”

  21. My mother took awhile getting the hang of it, but now she says “el oh el” out loud. In public. Somehow I still don’t think she actually gets it…

  22. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    LOL @ Soup… take it anyway you want

  23. emilyemilyemily

    my mom used to think it meant “lord oh lord”.

  24. Toadette is the winner

    Maybe Malteaser’s LOL-ing is actually an attempt to send out love and kindness to his loyal LB friends. We love you too, Malteaser. 🙂

  25. My mom’s German … you wouldn’t believe what she thinks lol stands for.

    malteaser is the only reason I registered here.

  26. @16 I caught the WoW reference too, but had to wonder if it was a mistake considering she didn’t spell it WoW. Still pretty funny though, I think she was on the right track and that’s what really makes this post priceless.

  27. Nah .. the mom’s probably my age and has no idea what ‘World of Warcraft’ is. I believe it was bewilderment at being called an idiot…by her son.

  28. The mom is an idiot. It sounded like she was laughing at her sister’s surgery. He was right for pointing out her idiocy.

  29. @padme are you attracted to Austin like Princess Amidala was hot for Darth Vader? He was an asshole too.

  30. Wow, I think LOL is much nicer as “lots of love.” I’m going to start using it like that again…

    The people above me who claim the mom is an idiot for not knowing text messaging or internet lingo are…well…idiots. Austin missed the point, and mom’s response was well played.

  31. Mom’s an idiot eh?

    Guess the apple didn’t fall far from the tree then, did it?

  32. mom wins.

  33. lol <3

  34. @ malt: I just don’t know what to think of you anymore malt. You have been talking way to much lately. I guess that lol is a gateway drug and you are moving on to bigger and better now. I worry for your safety and health. Just say no. Uh I mean lol.

  35. < malteaser

  36. leonardmu-dollarsign-tdie

    It’s funny because he’s called Ben

  37. Does anyone have a cite for when LOL was used as “lots of love”? I just did a quick search and the overwhelming result is that the correct usage for LOL should be as “laughing out loud”…

  38. The Prime Minister of Britain used to think that it meant ‘lots of love’ too, when he was flirting with Rupert Murdoch’s henchwoman Rebekah Brooks. But then, he IS an idiot.

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